Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories.
The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...
"If you are a big fan of underwear, stars in their underwear, or even Z-List celebs in their underwear, then you need look no further than today's edition of The Sun," guest speaker, Pixie Lott told an enthralled audience at today's Piffle Prize Awar...
The Daily Mail romped home with today's Piffle Prize for puerile and mundane reporting with a headline that is quite simply too mind numbingly dull to repeat in its entirety in the pages of this steamed organ.
The bollockingly brilliant and irrepr...
It had to happen. Just when the world becomes convinced that the Daily Mail leads the world in journalistic mundanity, closely followed by The Burnley Express - The super soar away Sun comes up trumps and sweeps the board with three out of three in t...
The Daily Mail has scooped todays Piffle Prize with yet another astonishingly meaningless headline. In fact, the above headline is merely an abridged version, edited to fit on Twitter. In all its gory glory, the headline reads:
"That's not your no...
Judges of the not very prestigious Piffle Prize award for journalistic underachievement expressed their bewilderment yesterday, as The Sun's website removed yesterday's Piffle Prize winning entry from it's home page.
"It took me completely by surp...
Following a one day temporary hiatus in the art of expounding utter mundanity, the Daily Mail stormed back to form to scoop Saturday's Piffle Prize with the above statement of the bleedin' obvious.
Tenacious DM reportage revealed profound revelati...
Daily Mail editors were apparently fuming today, as rival red top rag, The Sun, pipped them for today's Piffle Prize, with a story about Pixie Lott, quoted in the above headline.
Thus preventing the Mail from making it a three in a row hat trick.
The Daily Mail scooped the not very prestigious Piffle Prize for the second day running, with the absolutely not news of any description headline, as seen above.
Not surprisingly, the 'story' first appeared in the National Enquirer, and even featu...
When it comes to meaningless headlines and insubstantial non-news stories, the British tabloid press are unsurpassed, as The DM proved today by asking the question referred to in the headline of this article.
Indeed, the Mail came out on top of to...
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