We live in a strange world today, especially on the world of eBay. You can go on there or one of the others like it and find a lot of things for sale.
Still when a friend of mine pointed out an article, only a short paragraph at a Walmart checkout...
Back in the days when donkeys, mules and horses were used to haul ore cars in the coal mines of West Virgina, their animals were purchased, at great price, by the miners themselves. Thus, to lose a donkey was a tragedy that might cause the miner's family to starve.
One night, a miner was leading his donkey home after working the late shift in a mine. He decided to walk along the railroad tracks...
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