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Funny story: How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

How Did a Piano End up in NYC's East River?

it's sitting pretty, right under the Brooklyn Bridge, but nobody knows how it got there. Speculation is rampant though. Here are a few of the rumors: -- Billy Joel, The Piano Man, put it there to create publicity for his next concert. -- The ghost of Liberace is responsible. He's still looking for a candelabra to complete the picture. -- The piano may be the first piece of a huge or...
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Funny story: Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

Cruise Line Passengers Become Sick After Piano Player Plays 17 Barry Manilow Songs In A Row

MOBILE, Alabama - Julie Pabst, a spokesperson for The Happy As Heck Ocean Tours based in Mobile, Alabama talked about the recent incident aboard their cruise ship The Seductress of The Sea. Miss Pabst, a strikingly attractive single blonde woman,...
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Funny story: Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud

Elton John and Billy Joel Finally End Their Feud

NEW YORK CITY - Piano men Billy Joel and Elton John both performed at The 44th Annual Songwriters Hall of Fame in New York City. The two have been on the outs since Elton commented to iRumors that Billy really needed to start writing songs that ha...
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Funny story: Hey, a Horse is Playing the Piano

Hey, a Horse is Playing the Piano

This weekend, as I was watching television, my wife misheard a statement I made.  She was in the kitchen and I said, "Hey, Doris Day is playing the piano".  Doris was young and pretty (although surprisingly, a little gay looking) in one of those hopelessly unbelievable 50's musicals where everyone plays the piano like George Gershwin (but you can't see their fingers).  Two stars for this particula...
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Funny story: Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

Sue Perkins Plays Beethoven - 'Big Deal' Says Local Guitarist

A local musician has hit out at TV celebrities airing their anxieties on entertainment shows after a new show featuring comic Sue Perkins aired last night. Ms Perkins, well known for radio shows such as Just A Minute and TV extravaganzas The Great...
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Funny story: Pianos to be extended by four keys

Pianos to be extended by four keys

It is the news that musicians across the world and time itself have been waiting for, as news comes out of the Scottish Music Symposium, the world authority on music, that pianos are to get two extra keys at the low end, and two extra keys at the hig...
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Funny story: Blues Legend Pinetop Perkins Dies

Blues Legend Pinetop Perkins Dies

Award winning blues pianist Pinetop Perkins has died in Texas at the grand old age of 97. Perkins' death was confirmed yesterday by his agent, Reclaimed Oak Southard , at a press conference : "I regret to confirm that my lifelong friend Pinetop...
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Funny story: Mel Gibson Says He And Ex-Fiancee Oksana Grigorieva May Be Getting Back Together

Mel Gibson Says He And Ex-Fiancee Oksana Grigorieva May Be Getting Back Together

LOS ANGELES - Mel Gibson has confided to his hair stylist FuFi Fondue that he is seriously thinking about getting back together with his ex-fiancee Oksana Grigorieva. Gibson, 55, stated that he really misses Oksana's beautiful piano playing, her c...
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Funny story: Piano could be a bomb says Homeland Security

Piano could be a bomb says Homeland Security

Florida's Biscayne Bay area of Miami is being evacuated and cordoned off by counter terrorist forces as I write following information received by Homeland Security leading to strong suspicions that the piano on the sandbar out in the bay is in fact...
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Funny story: Piano Death could have been prevented by lost fat

Piano Death could have been prevented by lost fat

Ryan Biggleswade from Dull died in hospital today after a piano fell on him. The 58 year old used to weigh 4 times his current weight of 15 stone.
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Funny story: Alicia Keys and Norah Jones to Get Together on New Album

Alicia Keys and Norah Jones to Get Together on New Album

Two talented piano-playing songbirds are talking about recording an album together.
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