Of all the expressions that fill the languages of the world, "Loose Lips Sink Ships" is probably my favorite. I know what it means; I really don't have much reason to use it. Hardly any. Pop phrases like this are many times proceeded by "Well, you know what they say.." Examples: "Well, you know what they say...
-- A fool and his money are soon parted.
-- You're just beating a dead...
Biologists at Woking University have shown that resting is the ultimate cause of premature death among Westerners.
"Basically," said Professor Emett Brown, "when a body is at rest, it has lost all energy and is at its lowest state of entropy. This...
This morning, our Spoof reporter, Inchcock Chambers, was doing his laundry at this local launderette (the police has fininshed the break-in investigation, and the windows have been boarded up), and overheard the following from a young lady in the shop.
He thought perhaps someone could work out what the conversation actually applied to, and inform him please?
The young lady answered the incom...
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