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Chinese insulted by phone call from "President Erect" Trump

Funny story: Chinese insulted by phone call from "President Erect" Trump

The Chinese government have criticised Donald Trump for making a series of nuisance phone calls to Beijing, in which he has made racist comments, bizarre threats and requested help with building a great wall. A spokesman for the Chinese government...

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Man gets only one missed call from Mom

Local Mom reportedly called her son just once, and hasn't left any messages whatsoever asking him to call her back when he gets this. Fort Wayne, IN - Worried sick, 29-year-old Barry Oldman reported Thursday he got just one missed call from his mo...

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"Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."

Funny story: "Hello - have you been subjected to excessive nuisance calls? You may be entitled to compensation."

Following news that Time Warner Cable has been ordered to pay a Texas woman $229,500 for bombarding her with automated nuisance calls, automated call centres have been quick to include automated call compensation in their repertoire of services. W...

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Electronics industry insider squeals, "Big companies make their products to last long enough for the warranty to expire but not much longer."

Funny story: Electronics industry insider squeals, "Big companies make their products to last long enough for the warranty to expire but not much longer."

Remember the good old days? Your mother or grandmother still has a washing machine that is over forty years old and is still used daily. It sounds and moves like it's trying to lift off to the moon but to it's credit, the bastard still works. You...

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Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

Funny story: Robert Pattinson Cuts Off Weiner

The big news here just about an hour ago is that somehow or other, actor Robert Pattison has cut off weiner but we are awaiting more news on the subject. OK, here's a spokeswoman for Pattinson. "Ladies and gentlemen of the Press, I am here to a...

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FCC Announces Phone Service Subsidy for Murderers

Funny story: FCC Announces Phone Service Subsidy for Murderers

The Federal Communications Commission today took long-overdue steps to ensure that long-distance rates made by convicted felons are just, reasonable and fair. Studies have determined that law-abiding taxpayers will pick up the cost. The Commis...

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Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

Funny story: Pakistan Outsources A Call Center To Cleveland

CLEVELAND, Ohio - In an interesting twist of events, a telemarketing group in Pakistan has just outsourced its phone telemarketing program to The Hello Telemarketing Agency which is based in Cleveland. Pakistan's Yak Yak Telemarketing Agency, whic...

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My life as a man #37

Funny story: My life as a man #37

Another day, another opportunity to fall on my ass! A gal I've known since grade school called me this afternoon to ask if I'd like to get together for lunch tomorrow, to talk about the old days.... OK, before I begin, if you've not read any of my other stories, you may be unaware that no woman I have ever known EVER calls me to ask me to go to lunch, to talk about old times with her, or any...

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Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Funny story: Microsoft Help Centre Call To Fix Your Computer

Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...

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Met Police launches 101 number for non-urgent calls

Funny story: Met Police launches 101 number for non-urgent calls

Police in London are launching a phone number for calls that do not require an urgent response. I tried the system out today to see how it worked. The call went something like this. 101 Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring,…………………………………………….ring ring. Hello, you are through to the police non emergency help line; please select one of the following options. If you see someone breaking into a...

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Cellphones Now Used More for Goofing Off Than for Calls

Funny story: Cellphones Now Used More for Goofing Off Than for Calls

Liza Colburn uses her cellphone constantly. She taps out her grocery lists, records voice memos (e.g. walk Fido, break up with that loser Frank), listens to music at the gym, tracks her caloric intake and posts frequent updates to her Twitter and Fa...

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A Phone Call from Mom Increases Stress Nearly as Well as a Slap

Funny story: A Phone Call from Mom Increases Stress Nearly as Well as a Slap

A slap from Mom might sound painful, but new research shows that just hearing her voice can initiate the same sorts of biochemical responses - even when Mommy Dearest is communicating by phone. The human body produces the hormone cortisol as a re...

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Vitali Klitschko calls Haye "Gay"

Weeks after the news David Haye had pulled out of his fight with Brother Vladimir, Vitali has been on the Rampage calling David Haye "Gay". He said "I'm sick of hearing about this no mark Englishman - he knocks out that big bum Monte Barrett and...

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Most Idiotic Nuisance 999 Calls of 2008 Revealed

Funny story: Most Idiotic Nuisance 999 Calls of 2008 Revealed

A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making a nuisance...

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Hoax calls bring about end of the world

Funny story: Hoax calls bring about end of the world

Sydney, 1st Feb, 2013 - Two hoax calls that were made to US President Sarah Palin and Pakistan President Arif Zardari last night brought an end to world civilization after these calls triggered off a nuclear holocaust resulting in probable death of o...

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Florida Congresswoman Hangs Up On Obama

Funny story: Florida Congresswoman Hangs Up On Obama

Miami, Florida: When a man sounding remarkably like President-elect Barack Obama placed a call to a Florida congresswoman Wednesday, she just assumed it was another crank call. So Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hung up. But, the Miami Herald...

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Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Funny story: Sarah Palin duped by Russell Brand's "I shagged your daughter Bristol" phone call

Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol. Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...

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Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

Funny story: Palin Duped by Hilarious Prank Call from Fake French President and Agrees to Hunt Baby Seals

WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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