Another day, another opportunity to fall on my ass!
A gal I've known since grade school called me this afternoon to ask if I'd like to get together for lunch tomorrow, to talk about the old days....
OK, before I begin, if you've not read any of my other stories, you may be unaware that no woman I have ever known EVER calls me to ask me to go to lunch, to talk about old times with her, or any...
Microsoft have set up a new system to help their estimated three billion customers. Whenever any slowdown happens, whenever a virus makes its way onto a computer, and whenever there is any kind of crash, they are instantly notified. This then allows...
Police in London are launching a phone number for calls that do not require an urgent response. I tried the system out today to see how it worked. The call went something like this.
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Ring ring, ring ring, ring ring,
.ring ring.
Hello, you are through to the police non emergency help line; please select one of the following options.
If you see someone breaking into a...
Liza Colburn uses her cellphone constantly. She taps out her grocery lists, records voice memos (e.g. walk Fido, break up with that loser Frank), listens to music at the gym, tracks her caloric intake and posts frequent updates to her Twitter and Fa...
A slap from Mom might sound painful, but new research shows that just hearing her voice can initiate the same sorts of biochemical responses - even when Mommy Dearest is communicating by phone.
The human body produces the hormone cortisol as a re...
Weeks after the news David Haye had pulled out of his fight with Brother Vladimir, Vitali has been on the Rampage calling David Haye "Gay".
He said "I'm sick of hearing about this no mark Englishman - he knocks out that big bum Monte Barrett and...
A Smegmadale Jewish priest, Rabbi Sheldon Scrunt, dialled 999 when staff at Manchester Airport's W H Smuts bookstore would not allow him to use the toilet, then subsequently shit kittens when the plods turned up and arrested him for making a nuisance...
Sydney, 1st Feb, 2013 - Two hoax calls that were made to US President Sarah Palin and Pakistan President Arif Zardari last night brought an end to world civilization after these calls triggered off a nuclear holocaust resulting in probable death of o...
Miami, Florida: When a man sounding remarkably like President-elect Barack Obama placed a call to a Florida congresswoman Wednesday, she just assumed it was another crank call.
So Republican Rep. Ileana Ros-Lehtinen hung up. But, the Miami Herald...
Juneau, Alaska - (Satanic Sluts Mess): GOP vice presidential wannabe Sarah Palin has been duped by a prank phone call from Russell Brand telling her he shagged her daughter Bristol.
Brand, 33, said the experience was cathartic and that he was tire...
WASHINGTON (FMLiveWire) -- Republican VP candidate Sarah Palin was fooled by a prank call Saturday from a Canadian comedian impersonating French President Nicolas Sarkozy who told her she "would make a good president someday," and asked her if she wa...
There were many reports this evening of children as young as 5 demanding money with menaces at locations across the UK.
Police Officer Hal O'Ween said "I think these reports are very unlikely. There are very strict laws in this country about minor...
The red phone rings at the White House at 3:00 AM. Cindy McCain answers.
"Hellooo, who the heck is calling at this hour?" Mrs. McCain sits up on the bed in the Master Bedroom. The President sleeps peacefully, curled up next to her.
"Mrs. McCain, I must speak with your husband. The Venezuelans have in invaded Colombia
" the man sounds urgent.
"Is this another sales call?" she interrupts...
(Could-Be-Anywhere, USA) - Officials with the city of Ventura, CA have found some remarkably creative ways to make money even in these desperate economic times.
Christie Weird, Mayor of Ventura, claims that recent efforts to make money such as cha...