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Funny story: Stricken Mars probe Phobos-Grunt 'stalking Marianne Faithfull'

Stricken Mars probe Phobos-Grunt 'stalking Marianne Faithfull'

London - She has always vehemently denied being caught in flagrente with Mick Jagger in an alleged Mars Bar incident. This weekend Marianne's holed up in her leafy Chelsea pad as reports of the Phobos-Grunt's erotic - er...erratic! - orbit suggest...
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Funny story: French Pleiades-1 satellite to snoop for new EU smash 'n' grab opportunities on City of London

French Pleiades-1 satellite to snoop for new EU smash 'n' grab opportunities on City of London

French Guiana - Launched today on the back of a Russian Soyuz rocket the 970kg French spy-in-the-sky is programmed to detect astronomical sums passing through City of London coffers. It will work in tandem with five other satellites piggybacking o...
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Funny story: NASA's Mars rover Curiosity sends footage of stricken Russian Phobos-Grunt probe

NASA's Mars rover Curiosity sends footage of stricken Russian Phobos-Grunt probe

Roswell, Nevada - NASA HQ boffins have released video footage of what they say is the Russian Mars probe's final moments before being swallowed up by a UFO resembling a giant space squid. The Phobos-Grunt was carrying a Chinese heavyweight payload...
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Funny story: 'Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench

'Mayday! Mayday!' Phobos-Grunt probe signal traced to bottom of Japan Trench

Pacific Ocean - A distress signal from Russia's hapless Mars probe has finally been traced to the bottom of the Ocean slap bang in the middle of the Pacific Ring of Fire. Faint bleeping was picked up late last night by the European Space Agency's...
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