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Funny story: German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household

German gold reserves diverted to a Filipino household

During the Cold War, because of the continuing threat of the Soviet Bloc to launch World War 3, West Germany decided to spread its 300 tons of gold reserves to different banks around the world to preserve the stability of the economy of what is now s...
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Funny story: Manny Pacquiao To Retire and Appear On Dancing With The Stars

Manny Pacquiao To Retire and Appear On Dancing With The Stars

NEW YORK CITY - Word out of the Big Apple is that champion boxer Manny Pacquiao of the Philippines has decided to hang up his boxing gloves after getting beaten by Mexico's Juan Manuel Marquez. The fight which shocked all of the fans at the MGM Gr...
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Funny story: Scarborough Shoal standoff: "China's claims are all substantial..."

Scarborough Shoal standoff: "China's claims are all substantial..."

After a 1-minute long debate with China's president, President Noynoy Aquino of the Philippines has said that all of China's claims are justified and within the boundaries of international laws. President Aquino said, "We are here to submit to th...
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Funny story: Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

Beijing Warns China Will Attack If Philippine Naval Buildup In Calituban Bohol Continues

The Philippine-China conflict over ownership of the Spratlys has reached a critical point warns international analysts as Beijing raised a protest against the Philippine Navy's massive buildup. According to Beijing, satellite imagery taken in early A...
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Funny story: North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China

North Korea Warns Beijing On Philippines Plan To Annex China

North Korea has issued a warning to Beijing suggesting the Philippines had planned to occupy and possibly annex China in the next few years through a series of subtle migration of Filipino workers to Chinese cities. Pyongyang discovered through c...
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Funny story: North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea Blames Philippines For Rocket Failure

North Korea has attributed the recent rocket launch failure to the Philippines. According to Pyongyang, the North Korean rocket was subjected to electronic warfare waged by Philippine IT experts hidden in a bunker deep under Malacanang, the president...
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Funny story: Author of Mandatory ROTC Bill Sent to Hospital After Seeing Ghosts

Author of Mandatory ROTC Bill Sent to Hospital After Seeing Ghosts

PHILIPPINES -- Cebu Representative Eduardo Gullas, one of the authors of series of house bills that revives mandatory Reserve Officers Training Corps (ROTC) for male college students, was admitted to a nearby hospital after fainting from seeing a gho...
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Funny story: Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

Phillipines wages war on Thailand as transgendered Thai beats out Filipin(a) to win Ms. Zombie Universe

MANILA-VANILLA: LIVE at The Ms. Zombie Pageant. 56 global zombie contestants sashayed down the ramp last night to a rendition of 'Thriller' crooned by this city's top celebrity zombies. Competition had been fierce notwithstanding the herculean make...
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Funny story: Impeachment Case no. 652 filed against Philippines' President Gloria Arroyo

Impeachment Case no. 652 filed against Philippines' President Gloria Arroyo

Opposition groups in the Republic of the Philistines have yet again filed their regular weekly impeachment complaint against President Gloria Buwaya Arroyo, but admitted to the media they still have more chance of shoving butter up a porcupine's arse with a red hot knitting needle than achieving their sworn objective. Arroyo has fended off impeachment complaints like a Jedi Knight wielding a li...
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Funny story: Latest Filipino robot workers for export, more user-friendly, ready for more abuse!

Latest Filipino robot workers for export, more user-friendly, ready for more abuse!

The Philippines, the largest exporter of super robot workers, has made major improvements in its latest batch of the internationally known cheap ORW's (overseas robot workers). The new ORW's have undergone a series of tests that are used to determ...
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Funny story: Population Boom of the Poor in the Philippines under control

Population Boom of the Poor in the Philippines under control

MalacaƱang - Over the past 7 years, the Filipino poor population has nearly doubled, causing the country's top Population control groups to come up with the way to control it. The data is an exact opposite of the data gathered for the Filipino Upper...
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Funny story: Philippines is sinking

Philippines is sinking

MANILA, PHILIPPINES - Philippine President Gloria Macapagal Arroyo has already announced a moment ago that due to the worsening status of global warming here on earth, sea levels have increased by a great amount thereby making majori...
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Funny story: Help! I Misplaced the Ballot Box

Help! I Misplaced the Ballot Box

Today the Philippines have nine presidents. Five actually ran for the presidency on 10 May, but following the conclusion of the epic, the exit polls indicated there were suddenly nine viable contenders. This news stunned the already shocked and dum...
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