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Funny story: ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV announce competitors for 'Skating With Nobodies'

ITV today unveiled the new list of nobodies destined to fill our screens for the next 9 and a half weeks making prats of themselves in the name of showbiz and a higher than normal cheque compared to the minimum wage on offer in Burger King. The li...
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Funny story: Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Wedding Of The Century Takes Terrible Toll On Royal Watchers

Sensational news that Royal Correspondents across all networks and all sections of the media are tonight saying that they've "Had enough" in the wake of the Royal Wedding. Sir Findlay Fotheringay- Phipps, Convener and Shop Steward for the National As...
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Funny story: Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

Fat Fern F*cks Off This Morning

So long former fat fuck Fern Britton who is leaving This Morning; I wish she had left many mornings ago. Despite her constant juvenile sexual innuendo, cuddly, bubbly, comfortable being obese Fern, who pretended to millions of loyal viewers that she was losing weight through exercise, healthy eating and improved lifestyle, but had secretly had a gastric band fitted to stop the flow of garbage...
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Funny story: Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Fern Britton to leave This Morning

Presenter Fern Britton, who is rumoured to be a large woman, is leaving this morning. She had originally planned to leave this evening, but that was changed at one stage last week, to this afternoon. However, plans appear to have gone swimmingly w...
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Funny story: Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

Heavy Snow Sweeps Britton

20-stone (280lb/127kg) Canadian rap artist Snow tonight faces multiple assault charges after lashing out at daytime TV presenter Fern Britton with a chimneysweep's broom. The 86-year-old Informer performer hit out during a heated argument over the g...
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Iron Man Booted Out of Avengers for Drunken Flying..Again!

Captain America and Hulk met the press to make the sad announcement that Iron Man was no longer a member of the Avengers due to his alcoholism. "He PROMISED it wouldn't happen again!" said the Hulk.

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