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Funny story:  Nancy Garrido testimony link to Polanski arrest?

Nancy Garrido testimony link to Polanski arrest?

Antioch - (Rotters): Was a plea bargain offer by Nancy 'Reagan' Garrido's lawyers behind the fancy footwork that nabbed Roman Polanski in Switzerland last week? Who knows. LA County DA Steve Cooley is saying nothing. However a number of Polansk...
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Funny story:  Dr. Phil Writes Prescription for Philip Garrido Voodoo Dolls (UPDATE 1)

Dr. Phil Writes Prescription for Philip Garrido Voodoo Dolls (UPDATE 1)

"Normally I don't recommend the occult, or revenge for that matter, to my patients. Much less write out a prescription to them for it," said Dr. Phil. "But in this case, I'm willing to make an exception." Dr. Phil then directed his studio audienc...
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Funny story:  "Because she was named after the Lord, that's why!"

"Because she was named after the Lord, that's why!"

Antioch - (Reuterus): Perverted monster Philip Garrido has confided in prison shrinks that supernatural voices told him Jaycee Dugard 'was named after Jesus Christ' - a sure sign she must bear his seed and perpetuate the sacred lineage. J.C. - or...
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Funny story:  Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Ratzinger matrix shielded Philip 'The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch' Garrido

Antioch, Ca - (Reuterus): Police are probing reports that a Vatican satanic network which bankrolled Ronnie Raygun's Calfornia gubernatorial campaign also shielded monster Philip Garrido. "Jaycee Dugard's abductor is shaping up to be Pope Joe Rat...
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