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Funny story: MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

TEXAS - Baseball history has always recorded the tales of great baseball performances but among the greatest are the men who dominate in the most important series of games, the World Series. When the New York Yankees, and maybe the Philadelphia P...
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Funny story: Baseball Umpires pissed they had to work World Series

Baseball Umpires pissed they had to work World Series

ST LOUIS - Baseball fans had entered the post season with hope that all the playoff games would be the most thrilling post season since two years ago. However, they were beyond disappointed that the two best teams in baseball decided to end their sea...
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Funny story: Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Famed juiced-up Philadelphia Phillies outfielder -- who is as bad at running his day-to-day life as he was hitting left-handed pitchers who sent the off-speed stuff toward the inside of the plate-- has been arrested on various Grand Theft and Grand T...
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Funny story: The Metropolis Phillies Undone an Incoming One to the San Francisco Giants Beat Night.

The Metropolis Phillies Undone an Incoming One to the San Francisco Giants Beat Night.

The Metropolis Phillies undone a incoming one to the San Francisco Giants beat night as Roy Halladay's arm was unsaved in the Metropolis break. The Phillies, despite beingness downbound a job, do breathe the favorites to win the 2010 NLCS and if net dark's dimension was any likable of indicator of things to happen, the Agent Association Call Nonparallel should be factual amusive this system. What...
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Funny story: Roy Halladay is a Talentless Loser, Says Reds' Jay Bruce. A--hole.

Roy Halladay is a Talentless Loser, Says Reds' Jay Bruce. A--hole.

Roy Halladay was one pitch away from post-season immortality. And Jay Bruce f--ked it up. While the Phillies' ace --does anyone even remember Chiff Whats-his-name anymore?-- did manage to throw only the second no-hitter in postseason history We...
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Funny story: Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The once popular and proud sports "Wave" has now been replaced by the attention-getting and the downright smarting "Taser." Last week two Philadelphia Phillies fans ran onto the field on different days and were chased all o...
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Funny story: The Philadelphia Phillies Organization Has Scheduled A "Taser Night"

The Philadelphia Phillies Organization Has Scheduled A "Taser Night"

PHILADELPHIA - The Philadelphia Phillies organization hoping to ward off dozens of more fans running onto the field during Phillies baseball games has decided to schedule a "Taser Night." Julie Carolina Fiffenbacker, 51, a spokesperson for the Phi...
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Wi-Fi signal named "Al-Qaeda Free Terror Network" Results In Long Delay For Passengers At Los Angeles Airport

'Our networks are usually named as variations on: 'Moms apple pie - God Bless America,' confirmed an Al-Qaeda spokesman. 'Otherwise it would be a bit f***ing obvious.'
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