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Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Funny story: Former Eagles Coach Andy Reid is Danny Ozark With Bigger Tits

Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs. I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment.  Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back? Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record...

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MLB and ESPN: No One Wants To Watch the World Series... Until Now

TEXAS - Baseball history has always recorded the tales of great baseball performances but among the greatest are the men who dominate in the most important series of games, the World Series. When the New York Yankees, and maybe the Philadelphia P...

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Baseball Umpires pissed they had to work World Series

Funny story: Baseball Umpires pissed they had to work World Series

ST LOUIS - Baseball fans had entered the post season with hope that all the playoff games would be the most thrilling post season since two years ago. However, they were beyond disappointed that the two best teams in baseball decided to end their sea...

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Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Funny story: Len Dykstra Arrested For Stealing His Own Shit

Famed juiced-up Philadelphia Phillies outfielder -- who is as bad at running his day-to-day life as he was hitting left-handed pitchers who sent the off-speed stuff toward the inside of the plate-- has been arrested on various Grand Theft and Grand T...

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The Metropolis Phillies Undone an Incoming One to the San Francisco Giants Beat Night.

The Metropolis Phillies undone a incoming one to the San Francisco Giants beat night as Roy Halladay's arm was unsaved in the Metropolis break. The Phillies, despite beingness downbound a job, do breathe the favorites to win the 2010 NLCS and if net dark's dimension was any likable of indicator of things to happen, the Agent Association Call Nonparallel should be factual amusive this system. What...

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Roy Halladay is a Talentless Loser, Says Reds' Jay Bruce. A--hole.

Funny story: Roy Halladay is a Talentless Loser, Says Reds' Jay Bruce. A--hole.

Roy Halladay was one pitch away from post-season immortality. And Jay Bruce f--ked it up. While the Phillies' ace --does anyone even remember Chiff Whats-his-name anymore?-- did manage to throw only the second no-hitter in postseason history We...

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Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

Funny story: Well It Now Appears That "Fan Tasering" Has Replaced The Once Proud "Wave"

JACKSONVILLE, Florida - The once popular and proud sports "Wave" has now been replaced by the attention-getting and the downright smarting "Taser." Last week two Philadelphia Phillies fans ran onto the field on different days and were chased all o...

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The Philadelphia Phillies Organization Has Scheduled A "Taser Night"

Funny story: The Philadelphia Phillies Organization Has Scheduled A "Taser Night"

PHILADELPHIA - The Philadelphia Phillies organization hoping to ward off dozens of more fans running onto the field during Phillies baseball games has decided to schedule a "Taser Night." Julie Carolina Fiffenbacker, 51, a spokesperson for the Phi...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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