Andy Reid is (former Phillies Manager) Danny Ozark with a different-shaped ball. And huge, pendulous boobs.
I am So SICK of hearing that Andy Reid is the winningest coach in Eagles' history. That speaks more to longevity than accomplishment.
Fred Bruney has a perfect winning record as Eagles coach, he never lost a game. Want him back?
Rich Kotite has a better post-season win/loss record...
PHILADELPHIA - Quarterback Michael Vick's team, the Philadelphia Eagles, is currently sitting on top of the NFL's NFC Eastern Conference with a 3-2 record.
And it appears that, as usually happens with people who get in trouble, Old Mother Trouble...
After Sunday's embarrassing performance to the Eagles, the Techno Viking challenged Dallas quarterback Tony Romo to a 50-yard line dance off.
With all his dignity already stripped, Tony had nothing to lose by accepting the challenge.
To a...
Whatever magic dust Michael Vick was using to play at the level that made him a serious league MVP has worn off, so says Philadelphia Eagles elephantine head coach Andy Reid.
"And he better f--king find some more, and quick," said Reid, while snac...
In an unbelievable act of selflessness and comaraderie, the Philadelphia Eagles have charitably agreed to host a funeral for the New York Giants playoff hopes, which died in the New Meadowlands Sunday, during the Eagles record-breaking comeback to be...
Bigoted Washington Redskins Coach Mike Shanahan has demoted $40millon man Donovan McNabb to Lead Offensive Benchwarmer, and says Rex Grossman is his starting caucasian for the rest of the season, beginning with Sunday's game at Dallas.
"McNabb wil...
Donovan McFlabb's life since joining the hapless Redskins has been a blur of criticism, condemnation and fatty foods. And, judging from McNabb's furious lashing out during his weekly after-loss press conference, it seems to be getting to him. Here we...
Michael Vick and the Philadelphia Eagles lost a dog fight in Chicago, losing 31-26. There Are Not Nearly...
... as many sports-related dog metaphors as I first thought."It was a beating, an absolute beagle-whupping," said Vick, who was dogged by t...
Eagles QB Michael Vick has been named the National Pet Store (NPS) NFL player of the week, after his brilliant 6-touchdown performance against the Washington Redskins on Monday Night Football.
Sanitized for your protection...
Thank goodness, gent...
The Philadelphia Eagles starting quarterback, Kevin Kolb, wait, no... Michael Vick, then Kevin Kolb, then Michael Vick, says he is as fit as a Rottweiller in a dogfight, and is ready to get to The Linc, where Peyton Manning's Indianapolis Colts will...
During head coach Andy Reid's weekly "Here's why we lost" press conference, the coach was asked who will be the Philadelphia Eagles' starting quarterback next week, Bobby Hoying clone Kevin Kolb, or PETA (wanted) poster boy Michael Vick. Michael Vic...
Keyport, NJ--- Former Eagles Offensive lineman Jon Runyan is running for Congress as the Republican nominee for New Jersey's 3rd congressional district.
Runyan is a former offensive lineman with the Oilers, Philadelphia Eagles and San Diego Char...
Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver Desean Jackson has finally returned to Earthy, six days after being clobbered by Atlanta Falcons CB Dunta Robinson during last Sunday's win over the Falcons.
"As unlikely as it seems, Desean Jackson was elevated i...
The Philadelphia Eagles defeated the Atlanta Falcons today, 31-17, snapping Atlanta's four game winning streak.
Not that anyone in New Jersey got to watch it.
Indeed, more than three million television viewers in New York and New Jersey missed...
The team that everyone has decided was NFL's worst team --ever-- was beaten by the Kevin Kolb-led Philadelphia Eagles.
By a whopping three f--king points.
"The sideline argument between (49ers coach) Mike Singletary and (world's second-sh-tties...
49ers Head Coach Mike Singletary will never make a living saying Pollyanna-nice things about others. He's just too honest. DID YOU KNOW??
Angus T. Jones makes $300,000 per episode of Two and a Half Men, making him the highest paid child star on te...
It is being called the strangest medical anomaly since , as former Eagles running back Brian Westbrook --in his first game as a 49er against the Eagles-- suffered what doctors are calling a "spontaneous concussion". DID YOU KNOW??
Brian Westbrook...
To everyone's surprise, Michael Vick being ruled out as playing on Sunday against the 49ers doesn't mean that there will be no one available that can actually gain yards: Running back LeSean McCoy, who was expected to miss time with a broken rib, is...