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Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...
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Funny story: Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

Navy Clobbers Army 34-7 In The Annual Army-Navy Game

PHILADELPHIA - The City of Brotherly Love was nothing but, as the Navy Midshipmen soundly defeated the Army Black Knights by a score of 34-7. The game was halted early in the third quarter when two clowns ran onto the field. The two were placed in...
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Funny story: Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

Romney pledges to give Detroit, Philadephia, Camden and Wilmington to Canada

AMERICAN FORK UT (ABSNN) - Mitt Romney announced Saturday his plan to rid the US of 500,000 Muslims with the stroke of his Presidential pen. He plans to give to Canada the four US cities with the highest population of Muslims: Detroit (300,000), an...
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Funny story: An Afternoon in Pennsylvania, September 2012

An Afternoon in Pennsylvania, September 2012

I don't mean to brag, but I'm feeling pretty proud of myself today. I just did something worthy of "adventurer" status in Oregon Trial II. It wasn't the greatest feat. Nothing deserving of a GOOD mag email blast or 60 Minutes free-solo fame. We're talking college app essay material, a little deed that affirms who I am. So, I just moved to West Philly, and though I work full-time I've been tryin...
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Funny story: Pennsylvania is 'Home Sweet Home' to Pervs says its own press!

Pennsylvania is 'Home Sweet Home' to Pervs says its own press!

PHILADEPHIA, PN (ABSNN)-W.C. Fields was once asked about Boston or maybe it was Providence, some old Yankee City, if he liked the place. He said, "On the whole I'd rather be in Philadelphia." One wonders if he was a gay Catholic. The City of Bro...
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Funny story: NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

NY is Now Only the FIFTH Dirtiest City in U.S., Slobs Get Special Invite to Visit

Last year it was Number 1. But this year, NY has fallen to fifth place. Mr. Clean may have been at work. That is, if you have faith in the results of a survey done by Travel + Leisure magazine. It shows that this year, New Orleans is the Numb...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Begins 'Sue Nammi' Evacuations

Philadelphia Begins 'Sue Nammi' Evacuations

Philadelphia, PA - The nations dumbest city has started evacuating all of its citizens because of the tsunami in Japan. Although the tsunami is long gone, and the Pacific Ocean is more than 2500 miles away, the mayor thought it was a good idea. "...
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Funny story: Best Moments from Philadelphia's Spectrum, And One Spectrum-Related Murder.

Best Moments from Philadelphia's Spectrum, And One Spectrum-Related Murder.

THE SPECTRUM'S BEST MOMENTS. May, 1974 - the Flyers Win the Stanley Cup. They would go on to win the Cup in 1975, f--k up in 1976, and then suck for 35-odd years thereafter. March, 1992 - Christian Laettner Hits the Shot Heard 'Round the World at the 1992 NCAA East Regionals-Duke vs. Kentucky With two seconds remaining in a tightly contest game to advance to the NCAA Final Four, Kentu...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Spectrum Demolished, Still Smells Like Piss.

Philadelphia Spectrum Demolished, Still Smells Like Piss.

The Philadelphia Spectrum, the 18,000 indoor arena and site of Shaun Cassidy's seminal 1979 concert, which was demolished today after being a blight on South Philly since the Nixon Administration, is now baffling scientists world-wide, as it leaves b...
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Funny story: American Political Leaders Meet in Philadelphia Pennsylvania

American Political Leaders Meet in Philadelphia Pennsylvania

Philadelphia PA: Every year at midnight on the 4th of July, an old wives tale relates that several distinguished gentlemen gather at the American Eagle Ale House to discuss politics and consume tankards of ale. This year 2010 was no exception as...
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Funny story: Disabled Duck Boat Eventually Hit By Really Slow Barge (Too soon?)

Disabled Duck Boat Eventually Hit By Really Slow Barge (Too soon?)

A spokeswoman says all eight people, and a big f--king Fiberglass duck, taken to a Philadelphia hospital after the duck capsized have been treated and released. The Osage Avenue Memorial Hospital spokeswoman says 10 people were taken there after T...
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Funny story: The Philadelphia Flyers Continue To Suck

The Philadelphia Flyers Continue To Suck

The Philadelphia Flyers, The National Hockey League's dung pile representing Southeastern Pennsylvania, has lost it's bid to win the Stanley Cup, quitting and giving up during overtime of Game 6 with the Chicago Blackhawks. While this was undoubte...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Acquires Country's Biggest Crack Star

Philadelphia Acquires Country's Biggest Crack Star

Philadelphia, PA - Mayor Michael Nutter has accomplished something other Philadelphia Mayors have been unable to do for fifteen years: acquire the biggest Crack Star from Los Angeles and bring him over to stumble the streets of Philadelphia. "I've...
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Funny story: NFL's Philadephia Eagles to Change Mascot

NFL's Philadephia Eagles to Change Mascot

The Philadelphia Eagles football team has used the name for over 75 years (except for a bried time during WWII when they became the Steagles). With their recent signing of Michael Vick and his court ordered requirements to promote dog health issues,...
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Funny story: Obama Family To Vacation In West Philly Crackhouse

Obama Family To Vacation In West Philly Crackhouse

Philadelphia PA-- The Obama Family will vacation in an exotic location this year--West Philly. President Obama considered Marthas Vineyard, Palm Beach and Maui, but decided they were 'too white.' He also wanted his two kids to experience life the w...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Pool Manager Accused of Racism Will Now Accept Black Kids

Philadelphia Pool Manager Accused of Racism Will Now Accept Black Kids

PHILADELPHIA - Josh Hoodmeister, manager of The Friendly Friends of Freedom Private Suburban Swim Club, which denied 60 black kids access to the club's pool has changed his mind. Hoodmeister admitted that he was wrong in denying the kids access to...
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Funny story: Ann Coulter attacks Philadelphia man who lost wife, daughter to swine flu

Ann Coulter attacks Philadelphia man who lost wife, daughter to swine flu

PHILADELPHIA, PA - At a press conference in a Philadelphia Airport hotel Friday, Ann Coulter shrugged off the raging swine flu epidemic as a "sham" and a "liberal hoax." Coulter had just arrived in the City of Brotherly Love to promote her latest...
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Funny story: Philadelphia Renamed Obamadelphia

Philadelphia Renamed Obamadelphia

Obamadelphia PA-- Mayor Michael Nutter officially renamed Philadelphia in a City Hall ceremony yesterday. The nation's sixth largest city is now officially Obamadelphia, named for the nation's first African-American president. The name change takes...
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