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Phil Spector thinks he is playing Al Pacino in California State Prison Movie

Funny story: Phil Spector thinks he is playing Al Pacino in California State Prison Movie

Phil Spector, the musical genius behind hundreds of popular songs was only pursuaded to go to Gaol because he was tricked into thinking he was playing Al Pacino in "The Godfather", a cellmate said this morning. Phil, in reality serving 19 to life...

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Susan Boyle to serenade newlyweds with 1964 Dixie Cups smash hit 'Chapel of Love'

Funny story: Susan Boyle to serenade newlyweds with 1964 Dixie Cups smash hit 'Chapel of Love'

London - The Phil Spector No 1 featured in the 1994 box orifice blockbusta 'For Weddings & A Funeral' and has been specially requested by Wills and Kate to open Friday night's nuptial entertainment. Boyle, accompanied by backing vocals from th...

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New Phil Spector Album Due

Funny story: New Phil Spector Album Due

Pop legend Phil Spector is to bring out an album despite being in prison since 2009. The impresario, who was convicted of murdering an actress in 2003, has been working on new versions of some of his all time classics. The track listing for the album is likely to be - Da Doo Time Time The Best Part of Breakin' Out Walkin' In The Yard You've Lost That Parole Hearing River Deep...

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Phil Spector To Host Reality No-Talent Show From Prison

Funny story: Phil Spector To Host Reality No-Talent Show From Prison

LOS ANGELES - Phil Spector, former record producer and convicted murderer, will host a no-talent reality show from United States Penitentiary (USP) - Victorville. Tentatively called 'Tiny Talent Time', the show will feature performances of rejects fr...

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Phil Spector Responds To 19-Year Sentence

Funny story: Phil Spector Responds To 19-Year Sentence

After the prosecuting attorney asked a judge Tuesday to sentence music producer Phil Spector to 19 years to life in prison for his second-degree murder conviction in the shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson, Spector granted "The Inquisitor an excl...

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Phil Spector's hair turns state evidence and is given community service

Funny story: Phil Spector's hair turns state evidence and is given community service

Impresario and pop music lunatic Phil Spector, 180 was taken aback in court as he watched his former hair turn states evidence in his recent trial for murder. The blonde bob which started life on the head of celebrity crackpot and husky voiced old...

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Phil Spector: "A Spectre Did It"

Funny story: Phil Spector: "A Spectre Did It"

Phil Spector, arms dealing music pariah, was found guilty of murder today after a lengthy court-case. During the trial, Spector's lawyers argued that his original confession was actually a witness statement. When Phil said to the police 'The spec...

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LA Jury Convicts Phil Spector

Funny story: LA Jury Convicts Phil Spector

LOS ANGELES -- Two trials involving one legendary music producer. The first jury couldn't reach a decision on their beloved celebrity because of lack of evidence, but the second found Phil Spector guilty of second-degree murder in the shooting of act...

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Prosecutor Calls Phil Spector "Demonic Maniac"

Funny story: Prosecutor Calls Phil Spector "Demonic Maniac"

A prosecutor told a jury that Phil Spector's history of violence against women was like a game of Russian roulette that ended with the shooting death of actress Lana Clarkson at his hilltop mansion, her remarks bringing forth a grimace and long forke...

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Phil Spector jury gets new controversial instructions from judge Fidler: 'Come back with a guilty verdict this time, okay?'

Funny story: Phil Spector jury gets new controversial instructions from judge Fidler: 'Come back with a guilty verdict this time, okay?'

Los Angeles, California The jury of the Phil Spector murder trial returned to deliberations with new instructions from the judge, Larry Pau...

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Phil Spector's Hair Scared of Guilty Verdict

Funny story: Phil Spector's Hair Scared of Guilty Verdict

DISTRICT COURT (L.A.) -- Legendary music producer (Wall of Sound) Phil Spector's hair is looking more and more frightened as his murder trial proceeds.

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Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Funny story: Phil Spector Murder Trial Lacks 'Race Card' to Play; Causes Court TV's Less than stellar Ratings

Los Angeles, California - In the trial of his life, Phil Spector, accused of murdering actress, Lana Clarkson, at his Alhambra mansion in Southern California in 2003, has been covered in the regular media and carried on the salacious cable show Court...

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Phil Spector Will Be Executed By Wall Of Sound

California - Arnold Schwarzenegger has announced that if Phil Spector, who is currently on trial for the alleged murder of B movie actress Lana Clarkson, is convicted of first degree murder he will be given the death penalty and be executed by a huge...

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S.P.E.C.T.R.E."not guilty" says lawyer

Funny story: S.P.E.C.T.R.E."not guilty" says lawyer

Phil S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'s lawyer denied in court that his client was guilty of killing some American actress by shooting her through the head. The woman, who cannot be identified because nobody remembers her name, was found dead in S.P.E.C.T.R.E.'...

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Wall of Sound Testifies Against Spector

Funny story: Wall of Sound Testifies Against Spector

Silence fell upon Los Angeles Superior Court today as one of Phil Spector's closest allies took the stand. The majestic Wall of Sound stunned the courtroom with the revelation: "Yes, Phil pulled a gun on me too."...

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Spector says Gonzales Is Harming Justice Department by Staying

Funny story: Spector says Gonzales Is Harming Justice Department by Staying

Washington DC - (Ass Mess): Asshole General Alberto Gonzales is harming the Justice Department and President George W Bush by not resigning according to Phil Spector, a top Republican on the Judiciary Committee.

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