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Funny story:  Kinnear in frame for Chelsea job

Kinnear in frame for Chelsea job

Newcastle manager Joe Kinnear is on the Chelsea wish list to replace Luiz Felipe Scolari. Sky News reports the Newcastle manager's recent hospitalisation has been a cloak so he could start negotiations with Stamford Bridge. A Chelsea spokesman...
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Funny story:  Scolari sacked - Mourinho to return

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to return

Scolari sacked - Mourinho to returnPhil Scolari, the well respected manager of Chelsea, has been sacked tonight by club owner Roman Abramovich. The "Blues" managed to overcome a 1-0 deficit to beat unrated Southend United 4-1 in tonight replayed FA C...
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Funny story:  Chelsea 'Better' Than Southend - Scolari

Chelsea 'Better' Than Southend - Scolari

Big Phil Scolari announced in a press conference today that Chelsea were a better team than Southend. Which should come as no surprise to seasoned football fans the world over, considering that the current squad of Chelsea players cost something i...
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Funny story:  Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Sales Of Armchairs On Increase On Fulham Road

Several furniture stores in South London appear to have bucked the current economic trend, and have reported a marked increase in the sales of living room furniture, particularly armchairs and footstools, says a report. Two stores, Feather & B...
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Funny story:  Mark Hughes And Big Phil Scolari To Swap Jobs

Mark Hughes And Big Phil Scolari To Swap Jobs

A sensational story from the Premiership this evening, as news broke that Manchester City manager, Mark Hughes, and Big Phil Scolari of Chelsea, both of whom have made a right hash of easy positions, are to swap jobs. Hughes took over at Eastlands...
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Funny story:  Big Phil Scolari Going Slowly Mental Claim Insiders

Big Phil Scolari Going Slowly Mental Claim Insiders

Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe 'Big Phil' Scolari is hovering on the brink of a severe mental meltdown according to friends and club insiders. The pressure on Big Phil - who once chased a player around a training ground threatening to cave his effin...
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Funny story:  Scolari Rates His Chances Of Leaving Chelsea As "1 In 4"

Scolari Rates His Chances Of Leaving Chelsea As "1 In 4"

After only 5 months in the job, Chelsea manager Luiz Felipe Scolari has indicated that he is not entirely happy with things at Stamford Bridge, and will leave if the Blues don't beat Cluj in their next Champions League fixture. Chelsea drew 1-1 wi...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Faulted by Scolari on Foreplay, Sustaining and Lack of a Big Finish

Chelsea Faulted by Scolari on Foreplay, Sustaining and Lack of a Big Finish

Louise Felipe Scolari did not spare the feelings of her Chelsea mates in a severe critique of their performances of late. Foreplay came in for the opening reprimand. Scolari told the team in the clubhouse that opening tough defences were an essential...
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Funny story:  Big Phil Scolari Gets Weetabix Stuck In His Moustache

Big Phil Scolari Gets Weetabix Stuck In His Moustache

Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari has a crisis on his hands ahead of Saturday's game with Sunderland at Stamford Bridge, after a breakfast-time incident in which a mouthful of Weetabix became stuck in his moustache. Scolari, 59, regularly eats C...
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Funny story:  Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Scolari Right: Frank Lampard Goal Was The Third Best Goal Involving Hull City This Season

Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari was right about Frank Lampard's goal in the 3-0 win against Hull City at the KC Stadium on Wednesday, say Tigers fans, with many admitting that only the strikes from Geovanni against Arsenal at the Emirates, and hi...
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Funny story:  Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends

Chelsea Sack Scolari After Unbeaten Home Record Ends

Chelsea have reacted with a swiftness rarely seen in recent football history, by sacking their Brazilian coach Luis Felipe Scolari, after their 86-game unbeaten home run went out of the window when they were beaten 1-0 at Stamford Bridge by Liverpool...
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Funny story:  Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

Big Phil Scolari in fraud probe

London, England - The Metropolitan Police Fraud Squad are today investigating Big Phil Scolari, the recently appointed coach of Chelsea F.C."Its misrepresentation innit?" Inspector Terry "Chaggar" Evans "He's just not as...
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Funny story:  Manchester United Appoint Big Phil As Coach

Manchester United Appoint Big Phil As Coach

Manchester United have acted swiftly to fill the hole left by former Coach Carlos Queiroz, by appointing his fellow countryman Mr Big Phil Scolari as their new coach.
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Funny story:  Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil Says "Change Is Good!"

Big Phil has told his new Chelsea squad that change will be the order of the day as he looks to improve both results and the style of football at The Bridge. This, unfortunately, has ruffled a lot of feathers amongst the more established members of t...
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Funny story:  Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

Big Phil Reveals Abramovich plea

''Big Phil'' Scolari has revealed a desperate plea to bring attractive football to Stamford Bridge from Chelsea owner Roman Abramovich, reports respected German daily Newspaper Wunter Under Meijer.
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Funny story:  Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Ballack For Folan Exchange-Big Phil Explodes With Rage

Sources close to Hull City supremo Big Phil Brown have let it be known through trusted third parties in the viking fish & chip shop, Anlaby Road, Ull upon Umber, of the great man's disgust at the behaviour of little Phil Schooli and indeed Chelsk...
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Funny story:  New Chelsea Coach Strict Disciplinarian Scolari: Just Ask My Wife!

New Chelsea Coach Strict Disciplinarian Scolari: Just Ask My Wife!

Scolari's reputation as a strict disciplinarian precedes him as he takes the helm of Chelsea football on July one. His present and former players say things like: He's his own man...Keeps his own counsel...demands respect.
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Funny story:  Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

Big Phil Scolari Looks A Bit Like Gene Hackman With His Teeth Knocked Out

New Chelsea manager Luis Felipe Scolari raised eyebrows at Stamford Bridge today, when he attended his first Press conference dressed in a shabby suit and a porkpie hat, moving one journalist to addr...
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