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Funny story:  Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom

Phil Jackson, Executive With The New York Knicks May Hire Lamar Odom

NEW YORK - Many sports fans, and especially those out on the Left Coast truly felt that the Los Angeles Lakers were going to fire Head Coach Mike D'Antoni and hire former Coach Phil Jackson. But as Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily st...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

The Los Angeles Lakers Hope To Convince LeBron James To Join The Purple and Gold

LOS ANGELES - Los Angeles Lakers owner Jeanie Buss is one very attractive and determined woman. She has just informed the Lakers Board of Directors that her top priority for 2014 is to acquire the services of LeBron James of the Miami Heat. Ms.
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Funny story:  Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

Ex-Los Angeles Lakers Coach Phil Jackson Says He Wants Kobe Bryant and Shaquille O'Neal To Bury The Hatchet

LOS ANGELES - Former Lakers Coach Phil Jackson told Zorro La Bamba with The Sports Bet Gazette that he does not appreciate seeing two of his former players dissing each other in the news media. Phil Jackson, who is engaged to Lakers owner Jeanie B...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

Phil Jackson Says He's Ready To Take A Head Coaching Job

NEW YORK CITY - Phil Jackson was in the Big Apple to make an appearance on his long time friend Larry King's talk show The Viagra View. Phil was asked how he was enjoying retirement. He grinned and said that it was great not having to listen to Ja...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

Phil Jackson Tells The Lakers Thanks But No Thanks

DETROIT - Phil Jackson flew into the Motor City to check on purchasing a 1957 Chevrolet that he has been wanting for the past seven years. While in Motown he was asked if he would take the Lakers head coaching job if it was offered to him. Jack...
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Funny story:  The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

The San Antonio Spurs Sweep The L.A. Lakers - Jack Nicholson Talking Rehab

LOS ANGELES - TNT's Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley and Kenny "The Jet" Smith have not been shy about telling it like it is where the Los Angeles Lakers are concerned. The TNT Twins said that now that the Lakers have been swept four games to none by...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

Shaquille O'Neal Says The L.A. Lakers Will Be The First NBA Team With A Female Player

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Shaquille O'Neal recently had dinner with his former Lakers coach Phil "The Zenmaster" Jackson at The Giggling Guacamole Restaurant in West Hollywood. O'Neal reminded Jackson that he and not Kobe Bryant helped to put the Lakers on...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

Phil Jackson Changes His Mind About Wanting To Be The Lakers Coach

LOS ANGELES - Sporting Chance Magazine is reporting that Phil Jackson has stated that he has changed his mind about getting back into NBA coaching. Jackson talked with Sherwood Frisbee of SCM and said that he cannot believe how badly the Lakers ha...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

Charles Barkley Calls Kobe Bryant The P.T. Barnum of Basketball

ATLANTA - One of the most disliked sports announcers in the history of sports announcing has just fired an NBA salvo at Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant. Charles "Chubby" Barkley told Rufus Reno with Sports Balls Illustrated Daily that Ko...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

Kobe Bryant Injured - The Lakers Playoff Hopes May Have Just Faded Into The Left Coast Sunset

LOS ANGELES - Laker fans are holding their collective breaths and hoping that their superstar Kobe "Vino" Bryant is not hurt as bad as Charles "The Fat Bro" Barkley thinks he is. Barkley who is noted for letting venomous saliva spew forth from his...
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Funny story:  Charles Barkley Disses The Lakers

Charles Barkley Disses The Lakers

ATLANTA - Charles Barkley has been known to put his foot in his mouth more times than Sarah Palin, Paul Ryan, John Boehner, and the San Francisco 49ers all put together. But his latest venomous rant has the Los Angeles Laker fans fuming. Barkley w...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

Phil Jackson: I Need To Be The Lakers Coach Now!

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson, who is the proud owner of 13 NBA Championship rings, has stated that he is sick and tired of seeing his former Lakers team lose. Jackson told Hercules Confetti with Sporting Chance Magazine that he has spoken at length...
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Funny story:  Shaquille O'Neal Could Be Joining The Lakers

Shaquille O'Neal Could Be Joining The Lakers

LOS ANGELES - The word out of Tinsel Town is that Lakers owner Jerry Buss has been in contact with ex-Laker Shaquille O'Neal about the possibility of returning to his former team. Buss is livid at the 20-26 record that his team currently possesses...
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Funny story:  The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

The Lakers May Fire Mike D'Antoni and Hire Phil Jackson

LOS ANGELES - The Los Angeles Lakers fell to the Phoenix Suns 97-86 in Phoenix in what was billed as Steve Nash's homecoming. The point guard's homecoming was nothing but more heartache as the Lakers are now languishing with a 20-26 record. Spo...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

Phil Jackson Engaged To Laker Owner's Daughter Jeanie Buss

PLAYA DEL REY, California - Phil Jackson, 67, has won two NBA championship rings as a player with the New York Knicks, six as a coach for the Chicago Bulls, and five as a coach with the Los Angeles Lakers. And now the ex-coach known as the Zen Mas...
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Funny story:  Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

Phil Jackson Threatens To Sue The L.A. Lakers

LOS ANGELES - Phil Jackson says that if the Los Angeles Lakers organization wants to play games they had better play them on the basketball court and not with him. The coach who led the Lakers to five NBA World Championships and the Chicago Bulls...
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Funny story:  The Los Angeles Lakers Are Swept By The Dallas Mavericks - Cheap Shot Artists Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum Are Quickly Traded To The Cleveland Cavaliers

The Los Angeles Lakers Are Swept By The Dallas Mavericks - Cheap Shot Artists Lamar Odom and Andrew Bynum Are Quickly Traded To The Cleveland Cavaliers

DALLAS - The once proud Los Angeles Lakers are no more. Their coach Phil Jackson has retired and will head up to Montana where rumor has it he will spend his time counting sheep, branding sheep, and hitting sheep, since he won't have Pau Gasol around...
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Funny story:  Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

Kobe Bryant's Anti-Gay Slur Costs Him $100,000 Plus Many Los Angeles Laker Fans Plan To Boycott The Laker Games

LOS ANGELES - Kobe Bryant, the master of "Ball Control" and now the master of the "Back Pedalers" is trying to do some self damage control after his homophobic rant. During the game against the San Antonio Spurs when Bryant was given a 'Technical'...
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