The UK drug company Pfizer's Research and Development sector in Kent is to close with a loss of thousands of jobs in the Government's job expansion programme in the private sector.
Viagra, the main drug to emerge from the Research has sagged in pu...
Long thought to be a hard sell to the rigid Securities and Exchange Commission, pharmaceutical giants Pfizor and Kings Medical will apparently complete their merger this week while also preparing to introduce a new line of specialty drugs to market.
It has been announced that a children's version of the popular drug, Viagra, has been developed.
(Brooklyn--NY) "It wasn't my son. It was the blue M&Ms. They're Viagra." That's the claim of Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Sr., the father of eleven year old Robert "Bob" Spiotto, Jr., who holds the dubious distincti...
(Wilmington--DE) At a joint press conference today, pharmaceutical giant Merck and tobacco tower Philip Morris announced that they will merge. The union became destined when both companies realized that "our products kill people," said Merc...
Clearly, a Nurse or some other medical personnel invaded the Advertising Council and wrote that Ad.
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