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Funny story:  Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Stephen Hawking Helped Seattle Super Bowl Win

Mastermind Stephen Hawking talked to reporters this morning that he had been reading the news this morning and has admitted that he had helped the Seattle Seahawks win the Super Bowl. He claims that it was an accident on his part. "Gentleman ca...
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Funny story:  The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

The Seattle Seahawks Win The Super Bowl As The Denver Broncos Fail To Show Up

NEW YORK CITY - Well at least no one can say that the weather was a factor in the outcome of Super Bowl XLVIII, which the Seattle Seahawks won 43-8. But as many sports writers wrote the only factor in the Seattle Seahawks blowout victory over the...
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Funny story:  Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

Duck Dynasty's Phil Robertson Makes A Political Statement

MONROE, Louisiana - Phil Robertson, the patriarch of the Robertson family of Duck Dynasty fame, says that he feels that he has now become as popular as Peyton Manning, Ryan Seacrest, George Clooney, and even Regis Philbin. He revealed to local rep...
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Funny story:  Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

Denver Broncos Sign Sumo Wrestler For 2014 Season

The Denver Broncos have signed one of the world's best sumo wrestlers to a two-year contract it was announced today. The Broncos front office told the Sporting News that with this guy playing center in front of him, they hope to keep Peyton Mannin...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

Tom Brady's Wife Gisele Bundchen Explains Why The Denver Broncos Beat The New England Patriots

DENVER - Hundreds of sports writers from all over the world have written why they feel the Denver Broncos defeated the New England Patriots 26-16. Some blamed it on the fact that Tom Brady did not pass enough. Others blamed it on the fact that the...
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos and Tom Brady's New England Patriots To Clash In The Rocky Mountains

DENVER - The Denver Broncos will host the New England Patriots in the American Football Conference Championship Game. Sports Balls Illustrated Daily's Rufus Reno talked with Peyton Manning and asked him if he will do anything different to prepare...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

Tom Brady Says That New England Will Defeat The Houston Texans by 32 Points

FOXBORO, Massachusetts - New England Patriots quarterback Tom Brady is feeling a bit cocky as he has just predicted that his team will beat the Houston Texans in Houston by 32 points. Brady still celebrating their 34-31 victory over Peyton Manning...
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Funny story:  Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

Denver Broncos Fans Are Still In Shock At The Loss To The New England Patriots

DENVER - The Denver Broncos led the New England Patriots 24-0 at the halftime, but unfortunately they had to play the second half and they ended up losing 34-31. Denver Coach John Fox said after the game that his Broncos ran into the worst blizzar...
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Funny story:  The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

The Denver Broncos Go To 8-1 As They Beat The San Diego Chargers

SAN DIEGO - Several Denver Broncos players say that they hate playing in California because of the possibility of earthquakes. But the San Diego Chargers were the ones who felt the tremblers as they fell to the Broncos by a score of 28-20. The...
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

Peyton Manning: I Owed Indianapolis That One!

Was Peyton Manning actually indicating that he helped the Colts beat his new team, the Denver Broncos Sunday? "Of course not", stated a spokesman for the Broncos. "Peyton wouldn't do that. He's too competitive. It was a joke or something." On t...
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Funny story:  The Indianapolis Colts Spoil Peyton Manning's Homecoming As They Beat The Denver Broncos 39-33

The Indianapolis Colts Spoil Peyton Manning's Homecoming As They Beat The Denver Broncos 39-33

INDIANAPOLIS - Eight hours after the NFL game of the month ended the jubilant fans of Indianapolis were still celebrating by chanting Luck! Luck! Luck! in reference to Andrew Luck, the quarterback who replaced their former messiah Peyton Manning.
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos Defeat Eli Manning's New York Giants 41-23 In The Manning Bowl

Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos Defeat Eli Manning's New York Giants 41-23 In The Manning Bowl

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning and his Rocky Mountain Broncos rode into The Big Apple and when they were through there was apple sauce all over the place. Billed as the Manning Bowl, the Broncos defeated the hometown Giants 41-23. Archie and O...
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Funny story:  The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

The NFL Manning Brothers, Peyton and Eli Both Turn In Excellent Performance's But One Wins and One Loses

NEW YORK CITY - Peyton Manning led his Denver Broncos to a 49-27 victory over the Super Bowl champion Baltimore Ravens in the first game of the 2013 NFL season. Peyton threw an unbelievable 7 touchdown passes as he completed 27 passes out of 47.
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Funny story:  Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

Broncos Lose To The Ravens 38-35 In Overtime - The Tim Tebow Curse Got 'Em!

DENVER - There were some snow flurries and the temperature was 6 degrees but Baltimore Raven's kicker Justin Tucker's foot was hot as he nailed a 47-yard field goal in overtime to stop Peyton Manning's Denver Broncos dead in their tracks 38-35. Sp...
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Funny story:  Tom Brady 'Admires' Peyton Manning

Tom Brady 'Admires' Peyton Manning

Tom Brady took an interesting approach to the 'old man' of the game, Peyton Manning. Like some fawning rookie just starting to play in the NFL, Tom took the high road to deliver a low blow. When asked what he thought about Peyton Manning, Brady r...
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Funny story:  Denver Broncos Vice President John Elway Has Just Taken Out A $96 Million Insurance Policy on Peyton Manning

Denver Broncos Vice President John Elway Has Just Taken Out A $96 Million Insurance Policy on Peyton Manning

DENVER - After Denver Broncos Vice-President John Elway signed former Indianapolis Colts quarterback Peyton Manning to a 5-year, $96 million contract, many sports writers, reporters, and fans remarked that Elway was a much better passer than he is a...
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Funny story:  Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

Peyton Manning's Top Ten Little-Known Demands Added To His Denver Contract!

10. Beeper in helmet that tells me defensive guy close behind me 9. Instead of a solid gold chain around his neck, he demanded a gold bolt through his neck. 8. Hold off all Tickle-Thons in the locker room, after a victory, until I leave. 7. No more towel-snapping in the locker room. Somebody's going to lose an eye! 6. No more "If that had been Eli" comments. 5. Center must...
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Funny story:  Any Number Can Play-Except if You're Peyton Manning

Any Number Can Play-Except if You're Peyton Manning

Among the profitable moves made by monomaniac Peyton Manning was to usurp the retired number of Denver Bronco great Frank Tripucka upon signing with his new team. The long-retired Bronco didn't have much choice, and a new generation of disrespect cam...
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