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Unknown Sickert portrait reignites Jack the Ripper theory, links to mass murderer Peter Tobin

Funny story: Unknown Sickert portrait reignites Jack the Ripper theory, links to mass murderer Peter Tobin

London - (Slashers): He's long been a top Jack The Ripper suspect because of connections to the Camden Town Group - a notorious ragbag of post-Impressionist perverts, con artists and tawdry poodle fakers. Now a previously undiscovered self-portrai...

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Aaaargh! Kate Middleton's Dad a dead ringer for Peter Tobin

Funny story: Aaaargh! Kate Middleton's Dad a dead ringer for Peter Tobin

Bucklebury - (Ass Mess): Wannabe royal father-in-law Michael Middleton is a dead ringer for convicted serial murderer Peter Tobin. The uncanny facial similarity has stunned New Scotland Yard's mugshots division. Police sources now want to doubl...

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Tobin accomplice 'Bible John' moved to Sordid Arabia 30 years ago

Funny story: Tobin accomplice 'Bible John' moved to Sordid Arabia 30 years ago

Glasgow - (Slashers): The flame-haired serial sex monster who worked the streets of Glasgow in the late 1960s and 70s has been a Sordid resident for nearly 30 years, British police said today. A Damascene conversion in the Gorbals' notorious Tourn...

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Peter To-Bin Laden in clandestine plea to birth mother

Funny story: Peter To-Bin Laden in clandestine plea to birth mother

Glasgow - (Shackles): A letter from the convicted serial killer, smuggled out of Barlinnie Jail this weekend, has been intercepted by Spoof news sources. The message was sent by Tobin to his secret birth mother in Chester Square, Belgravia. It...

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Scotland to be dismantled in search for Tobin victims

Funny story: Scotland to be dismantled in search for Tobin victims

Police sources today revealed that they are planning a major operation in Scotland in the search for victims of serial killer Peter Tobin. Tobin is thought to have started his killing career in the Scottish city of Glasgow in the 1960's as the i...

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Was serial killer Peter Tobin hiding in Buckingham Palace kitchens during gap year?

Funny story: Was serial killer Peter Tobin hiding in Buckingham Palace kitchens during gap year?

London - (Bible John News): Did serial killer Peter Tobin spend his 1978 sabbatical working in Buckingham Palace? A Crimebotch TV appeal has resulted in hundreds of calls to police. Many claim Tobin's unexplained absence from regular slaughter...

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Alderville Road patio corpse: is it Gracia Morton or another Tobin victim?

Funny story: Alderville Road patio corpse: is it Gracia Morton or another Tobin victim?

Fulham - (Cadaver Mess): Forensic scientists examining the remains of a body discovered under a Fool'em patio are staying tightlipped. By late this afternoonn however police sources said the corpse buried in the back garden at 38A Alderville Roa...

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New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship

Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
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