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Kim Jong un watches Peter Kay and has Uncle shot to stop his drunken Moon Walking

Funny story: Kim Jong un watches Peter Kay and has Uncle shot to stop his drunken Moon Walking

Kim Jong un has executed his Uncle Jang to prevent a repeat of last year's drunken antics. "He cannot now embarrass me again by inhaling helium, talking in a squeaky voice and "Moon Walking", he told our North Korean representative this morning. "...

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Bolton To Do A Blackburn On Man United Says Funnyman Peter Kay

Funny story: Bolton To Do A Blackburn On Man United Says Funnyman Peter Kay

Anything Blackburn can do, Bolton can do better, at least according to roly-poly Bolton funnyman Peter Kay - who reckons that not only will Bolton beat Man United at Old Trafford, but that they'll win by a wider margin than Rovers 3-2 Kay, who by...

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Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Funny story: Northern Man Handed 10 Year Jail Term For Being Friendly To Strangers In London

Now that he's safely behind bars and reporting restrictions on the case have been lifted, it can be revealed that northern man, Eric Whippet, from Bolton near Manchester was sentenced to ten years in prison earlier today at The Old Bailey. In a ho...

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Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Funny story: Peter Kay Says Liam Gallagher Couldn't Punch His Way Out Of A Wet Paper Bag

Bolton funnyman Peter Kay today shrugged off a barrage of insults and threats directed at him by Manchester City supporting "knob-head" who should know better at his age - Liam Gallagher. The ex-Oasis frontman has been running his gob off again, h...

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Owen Coyle Moved To Get Closer To Comedy Idol

Funny story: Owen Coyle Moved To Get Closer To Comedy Idol

Former Burnley manager Owen Coyle today revealed the real reason behind his move from Burnley to Bolton Wanderers - He wanted to get closer to his comedy idol, Peter Kay. Coyle also revealed that he turned down a summer move to Celtic because it w...

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Brian Potter In Travelling Channel World Tour TV Deal

Funny story: Brian Potter In Travelling Channel World Tour TV Deal

Owner of controversial The Phoenix Club, in Bolton, Lancashire; wheelchair bound Brian Potter has reportedly signed up to an £80 million deal to present a travel show by Travelling World TV. This wouldn't be the controversial club owner's first fo...

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Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Funny story: Liverpool Manager Rafa Benitez To Become Nightclub Bouncer (Again)

Under-fire Liverpool manager Rafa Benitez, reacting angrily to criticism after his team were beaten 2-1 in Turkey this week, has threatened to leave the club, and to return to his former calling as a bouncer

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Peter Kay's Explosive Christmas

Funny story: Peter Kay's Explosive Christmas

London's West End was set alight tonight, by the sensational Christmas pantomime starring Peter Kay and the hilariously funny Osama Bin Laden.

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