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Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Funny story: Katie Price and Peter Andre reunite to solve Syrian Crisis

Z-List celebrities Katie Price (aka, ironically, Jordan) and Peter Andre have reunited for the first time to help solve the Syrian Crisis. The bimbo and the Aussie have been flown to the war-torn Middle Eastern country in an effort to ease tensio...

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Peter Andre Admits: Part 3

Funny story: Peter Andre Admits: Part 3

Peter Andre is an uncomplicated man leading a complex life. And as Back and to the Left news has discovered over our many chats he is also a man who enjoys the simple things in life. He produces thought provoking and innovative music that has ins...

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Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Funny story: Jordan To Marry Again, Divorce Lawyer Orders New Yacht

Everybody's favourite media whore, Katie Price (AKA Jordan) is set to get hitched for a third time. The latest sap who has fallen for her apparent charms is Argentinian model Leandro Penna. Jordan, 32FF, who has three children by eight differen...

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Peter Andre Admits Part Two:

"I've always hated music. I hate it with a passion that burns deeply within me. It's an all consuming hatred that almost single handily sustains me on a day to day basis. That and pizza; man I fucking love pizza." This was the shocking opening sta...

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Peter Andre Admits: Part One.....

Peter Andre has got himself into trouble with child rights groups all over the world and not in a Gary Glitter way. Peter, who was arrested yesterday morning at Mozambique International Airport, had admitted to attending organized child fights all ov...

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Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

Funny story: Ecstatic Peter Andre's new skincare range flying off shelves : Katie Price 'bloody fuming'

As reported some days ago, everyone's favourite aussie-greek, (do we actually know any others?..Ed.) Peter Andre, launched his new skincare range for men, 'Silli-cleanse by Andre'. Well our sources say that it is already this Christmas's number one s...

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Exclusive! Peter Andre marriage breakdown: 'I left Katie 'cos her tits exploded'

Funny story: Exclusive! Peter Andre marriage breakdown: 'I left Katie 'cos her tits exploded'

The much-loved reality star and greek knock-off, Peter Andre has sensationally revealed this week the reasons behind the breakdown of his marriage to human blow-up doll, Katie 'Jordan' Price. The reasons for the crash and burn of his nuptuals were...

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Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Funny story: Katie Price - Leveson Enquiry

Katie Price, aka Jordan (the mahoosive breasted lover of geeky Greek men and lingerie wearing cage fighters) today started giving evidence about her experiences relating to UK press ethics. Price aimed her criticisms clearly at the now defunct New...

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Celebrities are actually not famous at all

Funny story: Celebrities are actually not famous at all

It's something we believed we knew for years, celebrities are manufactured. In her devastating expose of so-called 'Celebrity Culture', author Betty Zadick Head has demonstrated beyond doubt that the people that we deem famous are simply 'ordinary...

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Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Funny story: Price To Spill The Beans (different beans than from last time)

Model, mother, entrepreneur and prolific author Katie Price AKA Jordan has been there, done that and has the notches on the bed post! A one track minded woman whose mission is to grab as much money as she can and she will stop at nothing and trample...

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Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Funny story: Fears Raised That Katie Price's Head May Be About To Fall Off

Following a catastrophic £11,000 visit to a Hollywood hairdresser, which seemingly led to her hair breaking off all over the shop, sources close to the reality TV star Katie Price, say that they are genuinely concerned that her entire head may fall o...

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Peter Andre Scuffles With Fat Ad Man

Funny story: Peter Andre Scuffles With Fat Ad Man

Astonishing news from the world of Showbiz where loveable heart-throb Peter Andre came to full on blows with The Go-Compare Man! The 2 men were on set filming a new commercial for the hugely popular series and during one of the breaks punches were...

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Peter Andre's Plans For The Future

Funny story: Peter Andre's Plans For The Future

Peter Andre is to be a presenter on Channel 4's new teatime programme, The 5 O'Clock Show. Andre had a stint on flagship daytime programme This Morning as a showbusiness reporter last year following the break up of his marriage to model Katie Price. Andre and Price divorced last September, four-and-a-half years after meeting on reality TV show I'm a Celebrity... Get Me Out of Here! Andre...

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Katie Price still loves Pete!

Funny story: Katie Price still loves Pete!

Katie Price (32) clearly still has feelings for Peter Andre if her latest autobiography is anything to go by. In it she offers up a toe curling dedication that must have her husband (Reid) wondering why the fuck he's still around. The dedication (...

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Jordan Still Loves Pete (And The Daily Star)

Funny story: Jordan Still Loves Pete (And The Daily Star)

Becoming increasingly desperate for a headline grabbing news story, as the X-Factor dominates the red tops with Katie Waissel and Cher Lloyd stories, Katie Price aka Jordan has returned to the ample bosom of the Daily Star by declaring her undying lo...

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Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Funny story: Strictly Come Dancing - Peter Andre A Worse Lip Syncher Than Cheryl Cole

Sunday Evening - The UK - The X-Factor live elimination round may have caught the public's imagination, but SEN supremo Buffty Ginslinger reckons that the award for performance of the evening went to Strictly Come Dancing, and Peter Andre's singing s...

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Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Funny story: Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like a Wet Fish"

Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre. Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off - has been smash...

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Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

Funny story: Peter Andre is Ruining OUR Marriage

While Alex Reid may have created (or more likely sold) headlines in the newspapers over the weekend by claiming Peter Andre is ruining his marriage to Katie Price (allegedly, Katie is "obsessed" with what Peter is doing, where he is, who he is with e...

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