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Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

Funny story: Morrissey Over The Moon About Joey Barton England Call Up

The whole of England has been stunned tonight by the shock call up to the England team of Morrissey's favourite Bad Boy, QPR Player, Joey Barton. It follows the shock departure of Damien Defoe, who in a past life wrote an excellent book about a p...

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Camden kebab shop deconsecrates Amy shrine amid Pete Doherty apparition

Funny story: Camden kebab shop deconsecrates Amy shrine amid Pete Doherty apparition

London - A spectral image that suddenly materialised on the Delancey Street Kebab Taverna window was a dead ringer for the Babyshambles musician proprietor Costas Kleftiko said today. The Camden takeaway is host to an unofficial shrine to deceased...

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Amy Winehouse 'ghost' spooked by appearance of Pete Doherty, says Derek Acorah

A ghost, purportedly that of recently deceased songstress Amy Winehouse, was spooked into vanishing back into the afterlife after apparently catching a glimpse of former Libertine's front man, Pete Doherty, according to celebrity TV medium Derek Acor...

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Toxicology results in Amy Winehouse postmortem

Funny story: Toxicology results in Amy Winehouse postmortem

London - The cause of death 'remains a mystery' a pre-inquest hearing into the singer's death was told today as lab tests confirmed the absence of any illicit substances in the tragic singer's system. But the reason why Golders Green Crematorium '...

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Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy

Funny story: Pete Doherty to lead commemorative Camden pub crawl in honor of Amy

London - The ex-Babyshambles singer will front a week-long wake in tribute to the NW1 singer, arranged by local cultural society Friends of Camden Lock, Stock & Smoking Barrel Enterprises. Winehouse was the society's iconic poster girl and 'ra...

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Doherty sings the blues in Camden

Funny story: Doherty sings the blues in Camden

London - The No Woman No Cry matinee gig at Camden's Blues Kitchen on Saturday is the singer's Two Fingers Up Yours concert message to ex-love Kate Moss. The model, who was once the love of Doherty's life, got hitched last weekend 'to some boring...

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David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

Funny story: David Cameron Has Employed Peter Mandelson as a Media Advisor

David Cameron has secretly employed Peter Mandelson as a media advisor. The shock news comes after an extensive investigation that also reveals that David Cameron has a hidden secret that has left him open to blackmail. The appointment was made...

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Pete Doherty Birthday Party Ends with a Bang

Funny story: Pete Doherty Birthday Party Ends with a Bang

Fire Engines were last night called to a small German pub to help put out a fire caused by a large explosion that originated from their Beer Garden. The explosion was believed to have come from a fireworks display gone wrong. It was said to have...

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Pete Doherty In Bavarian Burglary Shambles

Funny story: Pete Doherty In Bavarian Burglary Shambles

Mad Rocker Pete Doherty has been arrested after breaking into a record shop in the Bavarian town of Regensburg in Germany. The former Libertines & Babyshambles frontman was caught stealing a bundle of records and also a guitar. An eye-witness...

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David Cameron and Pete Doherty Caught in Morrissey Moment of Madness

Funny story: David Cameron and Pete Doherty Caught in Morrissey Moment of Madness

Pete Doherty and David Cameron have been caught on Utube enjoying a moment of Morrissey Madness in a French Train Station Newspaper shop. The moment began whilst both David Cameron and Pete Doherty were innocently waiting in a queue to buy a new...

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One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

Funny story: One Direction Planning X-factor Defection to Dark Side

Two members of the boyband One Direction are believed to be planning to defect to the dark side of the music business. They have been offered an undisclosed amount of money to leave Simon Cowell's stable of manufactured music puppets and sign to Psy...

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Final clue disclosed in Libertines Treasure Hunt For Last Tickets

Funny story: Final clue disclosed in Libertines Treasure Hunt For Last Tickets

The final clue has been revealed in the online treasure hunt for the last libertines tickets to a tiny warm up gig, just days before the Official Libertines reunion at Reading and Leeds Festival. The treasure hunt was called on last week after it wa...

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Pete Doherty And Peaches Geldof Unveil New London Waxworks

Funny story: Pete Doherty And Peaches Geldof Unveil New London Waxworks

Much excitement today at the Dungeons Of London horror/wax museum as Babyshambles frontman Pete Doherty, and 'not sure exactly what it is I do for a living, but Saint Bob's me dad' star Peaches Geldof unveiled waxwork likenesses of themselves this mo...

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Pixie Lott And Pete Doherty To Form The Brand New Clean Libertines

Funny story: Pixie Lott And Pete Doherty To Form The Brand New Clean Libertines

LONDON - Pete Doherty, one of the original members of The Libertines and later The Babyshambles has just announced that he and Pixie Lott will be regrouping The Libertines under the new name The Brand New Clean Libertines. The 31-year-old Doherty...

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Pete Docherty to be knighted for his charity work

Funny story: Pete Docherty to be knighted for his charity work

When he's not selling drugs, taking drugs, doing a spot of burglary, insulting the Germans, spending time in rehab or being arrested, Pete Docherty spends his days tirelessly raising money for good causes and promoting the excellent work of charities...

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Pete Doherty has a normal Sunday

Funny story: Pete Doherty has a normal Sunday

Pete Doherty, famed musician and drugs 'n' rock and roll star, spent a normal Sunday yesterday doing the kind of things you and I might do, alleged the NTNON team today Pete shunned his previous 'stay in bed all day' attitude by rising briskly at...

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Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Sing "Welcome Home" To Gary Glitter

Funny story: Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty Sing "Welcome Home" To Gary Glitter

Amy Winehouse and Pete Doherty have just recorded a single for immediate release. They have covered the 1973 number one hit by Peters and Lee - "Welcome Home" and with the expected outcry from the British media to help it along, it is expected to be...

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Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

Funny story: Thousands Of Musicians To Be Banned For Substance Abuse After Dwain Chambers Verdict

As Dwain Chambers left the High Court a disappointed man yesterday, thousands of musicians have been warned that they, too, face a lifetime ban from performing or making income from music if they test positive...

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