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Pest Control shuts down terror organization's global HQ

Funny story: Pest Control shuts down terror organization's global HQ

London - Condemned by the governments of Egypt, the UAE, Saudi Arabia, Syria and Russia as an evil terrorist organization the Muslim Brotherhood's new global HQ faces imminent closure by that most powerful of anti-terror champions the North London Co...

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50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants

Funny story: 50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants

I saw the headline "50-Cent Solution to Get Rid of Ants" and it stopped me in my tracks. I thought, "man, not only is this guy one of the best rappers in the business, but he is stepping so far out of the box, we have to applaud him. Sure, he endorse...

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A better mouse trap?

Funny story: A better mouse trap?

(Seattle) Students at the University of Washington have discovered a novel approach to combating cockroaches that can be found in many kitchens. Members of the freshman AP class combined diet soda and corn chips to produce a substance lethal to th...

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Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

Funny story: Animal Rights Activists React to New Business Employing Mongeese to Eradicate Snakes & Moles!

ongoose Mania has hit this arrogantly shabby, but serpent and mole challenged South Carolina resort community with a new pest removal service. Snake B Gone, a cutting edge new company with a bite, was recently named most innovative new customer...

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Couple Sprayed with Bug Spray!

Funny story: Couple Sprayed with Bug Spray!

In Flint, Michigan, two people (an assistant to the mayor and a local activist) accused City Councilwoman Jackie Popular of assault following a rancorous council meeting. Ms. Popular allegedly sprayed the pair with a can, proclaiming, "Pests! We...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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