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Pak Army Chief plotting to overthrow yet another elected govt and install his buddy Musharraf as President

Funny story: Pak Army Chief plotting to overthrow yet another elected govt and install his buddy Musharraf as President

The more things change, the more they stay the same! So much for being a democracy! In Pakistan everything works in reverse - as evidenced by the Army's limited tolerance of all things civilian - particularly so-called elected governments. Looks lik...

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Musharraf wants 'stone-throwing' and running with 'bum bombs' as an event at London 2012

Funny story: Musharraf wants 'stone-throwing' and running with 'bum bombs' as an event at London 2012

ISLAMABAD - PAKISTAN: Musharraf is unhappy with the selection of individual events for London 2012. The ex-President-Army Chief-teller of tall tales who is on a 'lecture tour' (aka hiding from the law) in the UK, ran out of ideas on how to win the wa...

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Former Pakistani dictator 'living above kebab shop in Paddington'

Funny story: Former Pakistani dictator 'living above kebab shop in Paddington'

London - (Rotters): How the mighty are fallen. Only a year ago he was top dog in Pakistan. Living the life of riley in the Islamabad presidential palace. Hotline to President Bush and Vladimir Pootin. Madoff $$$s paycheck every month. And no...

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Musharraf to sing "I will survive" on Britain's Got Talent. Says "I'll be bigger star than Shaheen Jaffargholi".

Funny story: Musharraf to sing "I will survive" on Britain's Got Talent. Says "I'll be bigger star than Shaheen Jaffargholi".

LONDON -UK: Holed up in his pricey London flat a bored Musharraf said he would be a contestant on BTG. Twiddling his thumbs as he practiced his tabla routine the pudgy Generalissimo smirked, "Dafinately I will be 150% better than that Iranian chap S...

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Musharraf wants to 'play useful role in politics if asked'. Experts say that's like inviting the fox back into the hen-house!

Funny story: Musharraf wants to 'play useful role in politics if asked'. Experts say that's like inviting the fox back into the hen-house!

NEW DELHI - Ex-Pak tinpot Dictator-Prez General-Mister Musharraf is begging for a job. Never having done a day's honest work in his entire life - besides playing with his toy soldiers, the buffoonish-mustachioed, unemployed dictator is now seeking a...

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Double-dealing Musharraf desperate to win Nobel Peace Prize now mouthing "lasting peace talks" with India!

Funny story: Double-dealing Musharraf desperate to win Nobel Peace Prize now mouthing "lasting peace talks" with India!

NEW DELHI - After 9 years as a failed dictator pretending to be a democrat General Mushie was thrown out of office because he was too gutless to run as a civilian in democratic elections. But the little narcissist is without doubt a legend in his ow...

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Positioning himself for a political comeback Musharraf says "Two down, one to go"

Funny story: Positioning himself for a political comeback Musharraf says "Two down, one to go"

ISLAMABAD - PAKISTAN: Former Pakistani coup-maker turned 'democratically-elected' President Pervez Musharraf appears to be ready to stage a comeback as he assiduously courts various and sundry PML (non-Nawaz) factions. Lauding the recent Supreme...

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Musharraf to live in London and coach 2012 Olympics UK shooting team

Funny story: Musharraf to live in London and coach 2012 Olympics UK shooting team

ANYWHERE-ISTAN: Recently-resigned, unwelcome in his own country and shunned by his once-loyal King's Party, ex-Pakistani "President-for-life" Pervez Musharraf has made the UK "an offer it can't refuse". "In exchange for political asylum General M...

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Musharraf Resigns After Pakistan Olympic Team Fails To Win A Medal

Funny story: Musharraf Resigns After Pakistan Olympic Team Fails To Win A Medal

Pakistani President Pervez Musharraf has announced that he will resign as a direct result of the Pakistan Olympic team's failure to win a medal at Beijing Games. Mr Musharraf has been a staunch ally of the US and President George Bush in the War...

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US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"

Funny story: US to India: "Give Musharraf asylum, as he was born in Delhi, and you can keep Kashmir"

MUSHARRAF-A-BAD, PAKISTAN: The recent elections in Pakistan delivered an overwhelming blow to ex-Gen-Mush and his cronies, yet the sulking, deluded Prez refuses to budge.

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Musharraf warns of world-wide attacks by 'militants based in Pakistan' - Fucking (Austria), Climax and Dildo (Canada) and Gayhead (Mass. USA) top targets!

Funny story: Musharraf warns of world-wide attacks by 'militants based in Pakistan' - Fucking (Austria), Climax and Dildo (Canada) and Gayhead (Mass. USA) top targets!

Having been booted out of the Commonwealth and forced to agree to the return of exiled arch-enemy Nawaz Sharif, the GenMush spin machine went into full attack.

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Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Funny story: Musharraf Quits Pakistan, Takes Over 7-11 Chain in US

Former ruler Musharraf has seized power over all 7-11s in the US, claiming Pakistanis are tired of just working in the stores, and should now also have the management of the company as well. "I thought of a hotel chain, but the Indians have that...

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Imran Khan continues to telecommute to reduce his carbon footprint on the planet, say Pakistani officials; Gov. reducing carbon footprint of others too

Funny story: Imran Khan continues to telecommute to reduce his carbon footprint on the planet, say Pakistani officials; Gov. reducing carbon footprint of others too

Lahore, Pakistan - Pakistani officials insist that Imran Khan is not under arrest but free to move about the country as he wishes, but he prefers to telecommute from his home or government provided facility to do his part to help reduce his carbon fo...

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Pakistani Idol judges fired

Funny story: Pakistani Idol judges fired

General Pervez Musharraf appeared on prime-time TV yesterday and admitted that he had fired the entire "Pakistani Idol" panel of judges because rumors had reached him "that they meant to boot me off the island".

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Vagina ban in Pakistan

Funny story: Vagina ban in Pakistan

President Pervez Musharraf and little brother Brian, are in the sh*thouse once again as Bennazir Bhutto is ready to walk back in to both of their kerrazeee lives.

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God's pocket-money stolen by "thieving bast*rds"

Funny story: God's pocket-money stolen by "thieving bast*rds"

The creator of the Universe and everything that exists was left red-faced today after his pocket money was stolen during a trip to the shops.

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Pakistan ex-Prime Minister is repeating the same day over and over again like "Groundhog Day"

Funny story: Pakistan ex-Prime Minister is repeating the same day over and over again like "Groundhog Day"

The former Prime Minister of Pakistan Nawaz Sharif claims he is repeating the same day over and over again in an endless loop.

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Pakistan President flees to Chile

Funny story: Pakistan President flees to Chile

Pakistan President General Pervez Musharraf has fled his country and has sought asylum in Chile.

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