Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon!
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Tweeting from his plush Peruvian jail cell, accused killer Joran van der Sloot, incarcerated over the beating death of a local young girl, laments the fact that he won't be able to celebrate the holidays with his myriad fans from his social networkin...
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