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Funny story: Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Joran van der Sloot Claims Liz Taylor Died from Broken Heart...Over HIM!

Incarcerated sociolpath and serial womanizer Joran van der Sloot claimed from his Peruvian jail cell that film icon Liz Taylor, 79, died from a broken heart and unrequited love after she learned he wouldn't be released anytime soon! Van der Sloot...
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Funny story: Van der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"

Van der Sloot Tweets Fans from Peru Jail Cell: "I guess I won't be home for Christmas!"

Tweeting from his plush Peruvian jail cell, accused killer Joran van der Sloot, incarcerated over the beating death of a local young girl, laments the fact that he won't be able to celebrate the holidays with his myriad fans from his social networkin...
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