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Funny story:  Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

Portugal and Peru Vow To Support The Ukraine If Russia Invades

KIEV, Ukraine - The Ukraine has just sent word to the governments of Portugal and Peru thanking them for their fabulous offer of support should they be invaded by Russia. A spokesperson for the Ukraine, Chertov Zappavitski, stated that at serious...
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Funny story:  The President of Peru Visits The White House With Some Great News

The President of Peru Visits The White House With Some Great News

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Peruvian President Billy Fashionista flew to Washington, D.C. to meet with President Obama in the Oval Office of the White House. The president of the South American country had some great news for President Obama. He told him t...
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Funny story:  Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

Bolivia Issues A Strong Warning To Peru

LA PAZ, Bolivia - The government of Bolivia has informed the government of Peru via a strongly worded text message that it will no longer put up with Peruvian bandits crossing into Bolivia. President Montero Santa-Cantina of Bolivia told the membe...
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Funny story:  Archaeologists Discover City Made Out Of Tin In High Andes But Team Now Faces Oxygen Starvation.

Archaeologists Discover City Made Out Of Tin In High Andes But Team Now Faces Oxygen Starvation.

Lima, Peru : Archaeologists working in the High Andes in areas of low oxygen supply have reportedly stumbled upon a legendary city of purest TIN. The find was made last week and provides the clearest evidence yet for the existence of a civilization d...
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Funny story:  Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

Most Colorado Marijuana Shops Have Added Top Shelf Marijuana To Their Shops

DENVER - Now that hundreds of pot shops have popped up all over the state of Colorado, many customers are asking for the better brand of marijuana. Ned and Ashlyn Buxworthy owners of Denver's The Magic Marijuana Mistress Pot Shop have said that th...
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Funny story:  Italy To Sell The Island of Sardinia To Peru

Italy To Sell The Island of Sardinia To Peru

ROME - In a move that is certainly unprecedented Italy has decided to part with one of its islands. Pasquale Pettigolezzo with Italy's national news agency The Daily Vino stated to the Italian members of the press that after much consideration the...
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Funny story:  Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

Justin Bieber Continues To Piss Off South Americans On His Concert Tour

BUENOS AIRES, Argentina - When it comes to basic common sense Justin Bieber has about as much as the average #2 lead pencil. Biebs on his South American concert tour angered the citizens of Brazil when he spray painted graffiti on the bedspread of...
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Funny story:  Peru drug mule stooges 'home for Christmas 2033'

Peru drug mule stooges 'home for Christmas 2033'

Lima - Two daft Brit cows caught with one-and-a-half kilos of Colombian cocaine have changed their pitch and admitted trafficking following a Peruvian Justice Ministry plea bargain sweetener. This offers a reduced terms sentence in exchange for gr...
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Funny story:  Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

Kim Jong Un Purchases 4 Missiles From Peru

PYONGYANG, North Korea - North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un was all smiles after he completed a deal with the South American government of Peru to buy 4 missiles. The Rice Paddy National News Agency of North Korea reports that the 4 missiles will be...
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Funny story:  Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

Guatemala Asks The United States For $13 Billion To Start Up A Space Program

GUATEMALA CITY, Guatemala - President Pancho Ensalada of Guatemala has asked President Obama for a loan in order to start up a space program similar to the one the United States has. President Ensalada informed President Obama that he met with fiv...
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Funny story:  The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

The U.S. Government Will Be Importing 7 Million Viagra Pills From Peru

WASHINGTON, D.C. - The United States Department of Pharmaceuticals has just announced that they have sealed a deal with the government of Peru to import Viagra pills. UDDP Spokesperson May Bergerbock, 38, stated to American Spotlight Magazine that...
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Funny story:  Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

Kanye West Getting Cold Feet Plans To Head South To Peru For Five Weeks

BEVERLY HILLS - Word out of the Land of Kardashian is that Kim's baby daddy Kanye West is starting to feel like the Tinsel Town walls are closing in on him. According to Gibraltar Yukon with The Celebrity Globe, West is worried that Kim will get s...
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Funny story:  Ecuador Plans To Invade India

Ecuador Plans To Invade India

QUITO, Ecuador - The South American government of Ecuador has been flooded with emails, text messages, letters, and two singing telegrams regarding the latest military rumor regarding that bicuspid-shaped country. The rumorous rumor is believed to...
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Funny story:  Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Prehistoric Peruvians Popped Popcorn

Archaeologists have discovered that an ancient Peruvian tribe living along the Pacific coast was munching on popcorn thousands of years ago. The discovery was made last Thursday by Sir Percival Blick of the British Museum when he raped and pillage...
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Funny story:  Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Recording of Ancient Astronauts Found

Washington DC: Following in the footsteps of his famous father, Indiana Jones Jr. has completed an archeological dig to determine the origin of the large drawings of spiders and monkeys located in the Nazca Desert in southern Peru. UFO enthusiasts...
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Funny story:  Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

Joran va der Sloot Petitions EU to Marry His Peruvian Soul (cell) Mate Juanita!

The tragic reality story of accused lady killer Joran van der Sloot took another bizarre turn today as the serial sociopath says not only has he found religion in jail, but also true love with his cell mate, identified only as a transgender shop lift...
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Funny story:  Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found in Van der Sloots Private Room!

Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the murder of a local woman. The case centers aroun...
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Funny story:  Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

Van der Sloot Given 3 Months to Live after Contracting Malaria; Granted Humanitarian Release to Scotland!

In a shocking report just released today by the European Union Council of Ministers regarding the Human Rights and Health and Safety of Incarcerated Felons, Joran van der Sloot has been granted a humanitarian release by the Peruvian government when i...
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