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Funny story: Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Grandson Finds Sex Toys In The Attic

Here's a tip from an Old Time reporter: Get rid of any old sex toys or this might happen to you. Martha and I were saying goodbye to our grandson who was headed off to college when he came downstairs from the attic where he was looking for his luc...
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Funny story: Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Man finds long-lost daughter via Craigslist

Every now and then, Dan Polinsky pulled out the old photo wondering where his long lost daughter had gone. He would fondly reminisce of the one photo left of him cradling her aged 12 years old. He was too drunk then to remember the moment and too...
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Funny story: Isle of Wight News - Lonely Hearts

Isle of Wight News - Lonely Hearts

Men Seeking Women Ventnor man, early 50s, NSOH, seeks 20-something woman for dog, er, walking. Box 52. Newport professional bachelor, 29, is it worth mentioning premature baldness? No, probably not, leave that bit out. Seeks non-judgemental woman 25-35, NS with GSOH. Box 19. Ryde man with one leg called Dave (the other is called Alan), recently divorced, aged 62, GSOH, loves walking with Da...
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Funny story: Singles Adverts

Singles Adverts

Male Seeking Female Aged over 40? Well educated? Like wine, the arts, long walks in the countryside? Yes? Well fuck off then, I'm looking for an 18 year old vacuous size six stunner with massive tits, no brain and absolutely no opinion on anything. Must be able to iron, cook and give a decent blowjob. Female Seeking Male Bitter, unsuccessful, middle aged, spastic wallowing in my own...
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Funny story: Alec Baldwin Contemplates Craigs Lists Ad

Alec Baldwin Contemplates Craigs Lists Ad

Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Alec Baldwin is one of Hollywood's most respected actors. He is an attractive, sexy bachelor who is yet to be snatched up by one of his leading ladies. "His eyes are what attracts you to him" said one of the...
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Funny story: Top 12 Personal Ads To Avoid

Top 12 Personal Ads To Avoid

Top 12 Acronyms You Might Want To Avoid In The Personal Ads: 12. NQACARO (Not quite as cute as Rosie O'Donnell) 11. POTRPFC (President of the Roman Polanski Fan Club) 10. GTBWWW (Got that Bush way with words) 9. MMM (Macarena! Macarena! Macarena!) 8. FCWGGTPIHF) Former clown with great gags to pull, including his finger) 7. SBWTSE (Susan Boyle Without The Sexy Eyebrows) 6.
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Harvey Weinstein ejaculated from Motion Picture Academy

In an emergency meeting of the Motion Pictue Academy, reviewing the sexual antics of Weinstein until, in a crescendo of passion, they ejaculated him all the way to New Jersey, land of the creeps.
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