Headline should read,"Iranian Jets Attack U.S. Drones in Gulf"
President Obama gave the following speech to assembled reporters in the Rose Garden this afternoon.
My fellow Americans:
As President and Decider, uh...I mean Commander, in Chief, it is my duty to the American people to report that renewed hostile actions against United States drones on the high air in the Gulf of Persia have...
TEHRAN, Iran - A highly personal in-house memorandum between Iran's Ayatollah Abdul Musaweewee Abacus, 67, to Ayatollah Ali Mohammad Open-Sesame, Jr., 71, has been intercepted by CIA operatives and forwarded to President Obama via FedEx.
AL KUWAYT - Gender boundaries have fallen in Kuwait, as the grandson of Kuwait's Emir and former Prime Minister will now assume the role of stay-at-home-dad while his wife Roseel Dashwadhi serves her term in Parliament.
Emir Sheikh Sabah IV Al-Ahm...
Pearl Harbor - The United States of America was today addressed by President Bush, "Today the United States is facing an attack by the Imperial Islamic Navy of Iran. We have reached our rendevous with destiny. After consulting with the Congress...
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