According to recent research, if men had periods they would brag about them on Facebook, Sports Commentators would incorporate menstrual impact on a Footballer's performance, and bookmakers would factor a player's menstrual cycle into their betting...
Eric Nonce, a retired Maths teacher from Dorking, has put his high IQ to good use. He has predicted every Ladies Champion at the Wimbledon Tennis Tournament since 1969.
Mr Nonce, who operates from a shed in Dorking, consults Tide Tables to analyse...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): The Palace has cracked down on tacky royal wedding memorabilia.
The Lord Chambermaid Lord Peel said today he's banning special edition sanitary pads.
These include popular loss leader Always the Bridesmaid/Ne...
Oslo - (On The Rag & Bloody Ass Mess): The comparison to mandatory Nazi tagging of Jews was perhaps inevitable.
This week Norwegian women began their revolt over the latest bloody insult to their gender.
The row erupted after pubic sector f...
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