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Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

Funny story: Frugal Penthouse Playboy Has Trouble Finding Quality Mistress

To his dismay, penthouse playboy Earl Cook says that he's encountered unexpected difficulties in finding a quality mistress due to his intense aversion to spending money on anyone other than himself. An impressive example of pull-yourself-up-by-yo...

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Keith Richards sold on pizza dumbwaiter at new $10.5million Fifth Avenue condo

Funny story: Keith Richards sold on pizza dumbwaiter at new $10.5million Fifth Avenue condo

New York - - A private food elevator servicing the 18th/19th floor Greenwich Village penthouse has a direct link to kitchens at Otto's Pizzeria situated on the ground floor of the 1 Fifth Avenue apartment block realtors said today. "It's one of t...

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Jennifer Lopez May Offer Piece of Tail on eBay

Funny story: Jennifer Lopez May Offer Piece of Tail on eBay

We live in a strange world today, especially on the world of eBay. You can go on there or one of the others like it and find a lot of things for sale. Still when a friend of mine pointed out an article, only a short paragraph at a Walmart checkout...

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6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 1)

Funny story: 6 Successful Italian Americans You Don't Know Sh-t About (Part 1)

How do you make a Dago successful in business? Give him a gun! Bwaa, haa, haa. That is f--king hysterical! Here's six Italian-Americans who succeeded in business without having their competitors killed, the body thrown in a cement mixer, and poured into the foundation of a Howard Johnson's. (Because, ya know, that's what happened to that f--ker Hoffa. We all know where he is. We just can't tell...

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Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

Funny story: Three-legged Panda Needs Help Mating

BEJING -- A three-legged panda that lost a leg in a fight seems to be recovering well, other than the fact that it appears she has no sex life. "Niu Niu" lost two-thirds of her front left leg, and the resulting loss of balance has affected...

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God to put humanity up for lease due to record low fundraising

Today God Almighty announced that due to record low fundraising he is forced to put up humanity up for lease or possible sale. "It just costs too much, I mean the lighting bill up here is a real Bitch" God said in his east Haven penthouse.

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