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Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Funny story: Protesters Protest Being Told They're In The Wrong Ferguson

Ferguson Township, PA - A group of protesters protesting the grand jury decision in the Michael Brown case in Ferguson, MO were outraged yesterday and started protesting about how the police chief of Ferguson Township in Pennsylvania told the protest...

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Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Funny story: Miami Woman Claims She Was Traumatized After Being Forced To Look Up A Horse's Ass

Uranus, PA - A woman from Miami who was on her way with her husband to visit their son and his family, who live in Uranus, claims she was permanently traumatized by seeing the butts of two horses who were being pulled in a trailer in front of her. T...

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A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

Funny story: A Pennsylvania Meteorologist Says The Sky Could Run Out of Snow

PHILADELPHIA - A meteorologist in The City of Brotherly Love recently announced on his weather show that the city's forecast calls for "Snow, snow, and more friggin snow." The meteorologist, who goes by the name of Blizzard Bill, said that he was...

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History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

Funny story: History Buffs Discover A Mohawk Totem Pole In Pennsylvania With The Likeness of A Very Famous Woman

PITTSBURGH - A group of history enthusiasts have informed the press that they have discovered a long lost Mohawk totem pole 14 miles west of Pittsburg. The 17-foot tall totem pole was in excellent condition since experts explained that the Mohawk...

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New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

Funny story: New York State Illegally Dumps 600 Truckloads of Snow In Pennsylvania

NEW YORK CITY - The state of New York has issued an apology to the state of Pennsylvania. A reporter for Tittle Tattle Tonight took some video of approximately 600 New York state dump trucks filled with snow crossing into Pennsylvania and dumping...

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Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

Funny story: Pennsylvania Thinking About Legalizing Marijuana

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - State Senator Concordia Shillinfeister [R-Pittsburgh] has decided to spearhead a move to legalize cannabis in the Keystone State. Senator Shillinfeister said that after reading several articles on the Internet about the...

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The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

Funny story: The Pennsylvania State Senate Unanimously Bans Twerking

HARRISBURG, Pennsylvania - The State of Pennsylvania has become the first one in the nation to ban the new fad known as Twerking. The state senate voted 50-0 to outlaw the practice and issue heavy fines to individuals caught doing what Senator Con...

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Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

Funny story: Pennsylvania Voter ID Referendum Fails for Lack of Voters with Proper ID

In the wake of national controversy surrounding Pennsylvania's stringent voter-identification requirements, Pennsylvania governor Tom Corbett called for a public referendum on the voter ID law, the constitutionality of which is currently under review...

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Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Has Reportedly Gone Into The Witness Protection Program

MANHATTAN - It appears by all accounts that the former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, has gone into the nation's Witness Protection Program. The WPP is usually only reserved for members of the Mafia after they turn state's evidence a...

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Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Is The Best Girlfriend That He Has Ever Had

Funny story: Russell Brand Confesses That Kate Gosselin Is The Best Girlfriend That He Has Ever Had

LOS ANGELES - Russell Brand recently revealed to a Hollywood publication that he has never been happier than at the present time due to his new girlfriend Kate Gosselin. Brand who filed for divorce from his sensuously sexy wife Katy Perry two and...

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Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Funny story: Nobody expected the Pennsylvania Inquisition

Cardinal Risk Sanatorium of Pennsylvania, leading contender for the POP Primary race, accuses President O'Bama of Apostasy, and is planning an auto-da-fé this coming November to force him to be shunned by the members of religious groups, and then sub...

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Terror threat from midgets posing as kindergarten students: naked

Emmaus, PA, - As previously reported, yesterday the TSA responded to a terror incident at the 6th street elementary school in Emmaus. What appeared to be a simple terror incident is now clouded with possible teacher corruption. It has been reported...

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Specter Loses Pennsylvania Senate Seat After Leaving It Unattended While In Toilet; 'Urine-Ur-Out', chanted Rendell support crowd in spontaneous demonstration outside Senate 'loo'

Funny story: Specter Loses Pennsylvania Senate Seat After Leaving It Unattended While In Toilet; 'Urine-Ur-Out', chanted Rendell support crowd in spontaneous demonstration outside Senate 'loo'

Senator Arlen Specter of Pennsylvania, who unwisely bolted the Senate floor for a quick trip to the loo today, may now forever lose his plush Senate seat to Rep. Joe Sestak, who apparently has better bladder control. Mr. Specter, 80, lost his 'di...

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The Five Members of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Are Arrested On Charges of Prostitution

Funny story: The Five Members of The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania Are Arrested On Charges of Prostitution

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - The Bravisimo Network has just announced that it has cancelled one of their highest rated reality shows, The Real Housewives of Intercourse, Pennsylvania. An executive with the network Terence Stipplemuck said that he w...

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Joe Paterno Wets Himself At Announcement Bobby Bowden Is Retiring

Funny story: Joe Paterno Wets Himself At Announcement Bobby Bowden Is Retiring

For the past seven years, Joe Paterno (head coach at Penn State) and Bobby Bowden (head coach at Florida State) have gone back and forth as the all time winningest Division One College Football Coach. Paterno currently leads Bowden by a few games.

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Obama Wins Pennsylvania, DNN Projects

Funny story: Obama Wins Pennsylvania, DNN Projects

Leading cable news channel DNN projects that Barack Obama has won Pennsylvania. With nearly one percent of the vote counted, Obama has a 170 vote lead out of the 60,000 votes so far. "Using sophisticated statistical analysis, we can confidently pr...

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"Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

Funny story: "Bitter Pennsylvanians" to Secede, Form "One Nation Under God"

(Gettysburg, PA) -- A groundswelling majority of Pennsylvanians, incensed by Obama's accusation that Keystone Staters ignorantly "cling to guns or religion", is forming its own nation, The Republic of Pennsylvania, One Nation Under...

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Amish Rename Intercourse

Funny story: Amish Rename Intercourse

Intercourse PA -- The Pennsylvania Dutch (Amish) will change the name of the town Intercourse after a recent discovery.

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Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents

That's why he can't understand the consternation at the border with kids being taken from parents.
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