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Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!

Funny story: Tony Carr and Shep Garner are Nittany Lions gone nuclear!

Tony Carr scored 21 points, Shep Garner added 18 while breaking a school record for career 3-pointers and Penn State routed Mississippi State 75-60 in the National Invitational Tournament semifinals Tuesday night. The fourth-seeded Nittany Lions (...

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Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Funny story: Pedometer Sales Soar After Penn State Scandal

Yoo Hoo,Pa.-Fraceme Pedometer Manufacturing company isn't so sleepy anymore. The tiny Pennsylvania based company was just trudging along, making the same old easy-to-read pedometers walkers use to measure their walking distance each day, when an inte...

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Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

Funny story: Penn State To Sell The Joe Paterno Statue

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - A spokesperson for the highly scandalized Penn State University has just confirmed reports that the school board of directors has voted unanimously to remove the 7-foot tall, 901 pound statue of former head coach Joe P...

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Penn State Football Will Soon Be History

Funny story: Penn State Football Will Soon Be History

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Penn State University spokesperson Calhoun "Lips" Lippalino called a press conference and informed the news media that the university has received a certified letter from the NCAA (National Collegiate Athletic Associat...

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Joe Paterno Family to Conduct Its Own Whitewash

Word out of Happy Valley, PA, is that the fox is rounding up the usual suspects over the hen house raid. Worse, the Paterno family believes the Freeh Report is inaccurate, and they will set the record straight. Yes, there is no more reliable and o...

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Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Funny story: Santorum Comes Out Against Higher Education!! Affirms Republican Plank of Mediocrity!

Detroit - Little Ricky Santorum was quoted in Michigan as saying, "President Obama has said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob," Santorum said Saturday. "There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard every da...

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The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

Funny story: The Unbelievable Video of Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky At The Tarzan & Jane Petting Zoo In Tarzana

TARZANA - An undercover private investigator has uncovered what he calls evidence that is not going to help the case of Jerry Sandusky, the former coach of the Nittany Lions of Penn State. The investigator who would not reveal his name for reasons...

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Penn State University Has Decided To Change Its Name In Order To Get Rid of The Coach Jerry Sandusky Stigma

Funny story: Penn State University Has Decided To Change Its Name In Order To Get Rid of The Coach Jerry Sandusky Stigma

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - In a collegiate move that has surprised 91 percent of the Penn State faculty and 93 percent of the Penn State student body, school administrators have moved to change the university's name. Penn State spokesperson...

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Penn State University In An Effort To Combat All of The Recent Bad Publicity Lowers It's Semester Tuition Fee to $7

Funny story: Penn State University In An Effort To Combat All of The Recent Bad Publicity Lowers It's Semester Tuition Fee to $7

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - It is no secret that the University of Penn State has really taken a beating in the media lately due to the countless alleged unbelievable actions of former football coach Jerry Sandusky. And on top of those allegat...

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Penn State Requests Jerry Sandusky To Not Wear Penn State "Sweats" When Being Arrested

Funny story: Penn State Requests Jerry Sandusky To Not Wear Penn State "Sweats" When Being Arrested

The Board of Trustees of Pennsylvania State University has unanimously passed a resolution to ask Jerry Sandusky to please stop wearing Penn State sweat suits every time he gets arrested. It was at a Happy Valley news conference that Peter Fillia, C...

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Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

Funny story: Ex-Penn State Football Coach Jerry Sandusky Emailed Officer John 'Pepper Spray' Pike Saying "Thank You! Thank You! Thank You!"

UNIVERSITY PARK, Pennsylvania - Members of the news media are reporting that for the first time in over a week, the former defensive coach of Penn State University Jerry Sandusky has managed to smile. According to Sports Territory Magazine Sandusk...

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