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Funny story:  Egg-Laying Nuns Grilled by Egg Inspectors Looking For  Illegal Cocks
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Egg-Laying Nuns Grilled by Egg Inspectors Looking For Illegal Cocks

Nuns from the Convent of The Immaculate Consumption were the victims of a grilling from Hen inspectors suspecting them of breaking the EC Welfare of Laying Hens Directive. The sisters who sell only a few boxes of eggs to local shops every day were s...
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Russell Brand's Dinky Winky's Gone All Soft

Reports are coming in that Russell Brand's much-travelled penis has taken early retirement. The internationally famous penis hasn't been seen in weeks around any of it's usual haunts and vaginas everywhere are beginning to suspect the chap's called i...
Funny story:  Woman who threatened to cut off male penises finally arrested!
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Woman who threatened to cut off male penises finally arrested!

82 year old Opal Katz was simply walking down busy Reynolds Street today dragging two large plastic garbage bags behind her. As her luck would have it one of the bags ripped, and as she walked along, $20 bills would find their way through the tear an...
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Man with World's Largest Penis arrested by UK officials for trying to blow his wad in the Chunnel!

London, UK - Never go out on a night on the town with the Man With The World's Largest Penis! At least that's what his friends are saying after spending a rough night locked up in a London jail. Citing a birthday celebration that quickly got out o...
Funny story:  Man With Lilliputian Feet Takes World Largest Penis Award
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Man With Lilliputian Feet Takes World Largest Penis Award

London: Royal Albert Hall: The world penis record was smashed last night along with the myth that the size of a man's foot gives away the size of his tackle. Victor Melchett-Barnowl, a ladies hairdresser from Stevenage turned up at the Royal...
Funny story:  Do not play with your meat in Texas
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Do not play with your meat in Texas

Plano, TX - Local judge Byron Plebbs, signed an arrest warrant for Jeffery Alan Mays, a local musician. The charge? Indecent exposure and public masturbation. The arrest warranty goes back to a 'failure to appear' charge that was issued last Septe...

Funny story:  Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Son, Thankful He Takes After His Mother!
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Man With World's Smallest Penis Has Son, Thankful He Takes After His Mother!

Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name) and his wife Halletta, a pygmy from the Itura Forest in the Congo, have announced the birth of their first child, a son named Jean Pierre Wilson. "Thank goodness" stated Penis, "The little fella takes after h...
Funny story:  Olympian runner's grotesquely large penis knocks him unconscious during qualifying race
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Olympian runner's grotesquely large penis knocks him unconscious during qualifying race

Montreal, Canada - Mogoto Mombomba had it pretty well in the bag as far as winning the prestigous Montreal 15K Run. After all, he was a four time international gold winner for the marathon, and a two time gold medal winner at the 2008 Olympic games..

Funny story:  Bargis Tryhol asks the age-old question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a penis?"
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Bargis Tryhol asks the age-old question: "How many angels can dance on the head of a penis?"

Nottingham, KY - Bargis Tryhol, The Man With The World's Largest Penis, has posed a question to church officials at the annual Most Pious Convention in Nottingham Kentucky. Citing fabled clerical studies and the Summa Theologica's inquiries about...
Funny story:  'Man with World's Largest Penis' sues Anti-Impotence Drug Manufacturers following eye injury!
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'Man with World's Largest Penis' sues Anti-Impotence Drug Manufacturers following eye injury!

Newark, NJ - Bargis Tryhol, who is listed as having the World's Largest Penis, is suing Viagra after a mishap at his home in Newark, NJ. According to Tryhol, "I took the drug to see if it would help me, well you know! But it acted so fast my john...

Funny story:  Sexy Activities Beat Boner Drugs for Erectile Dysfunction
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Sexy Activities Beat Boner Drugs for Erectile Dysfunction

INTERCOURSE, PA - Sexologists at the teaching hospital of Bonair University have announced their findings that engaging in sexy activities work just as well toward achieving an erection as taking Viagra or Levitra, and without the unpleasant side-eff...
Funny story:  Hollywood to do re-make of King Kong...King Kong Plays with his Ding Dong in Hong Kong
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Hollywood to do re-make of King Kong...King Kong Plays with his Ding Dong in Hong Kong

Hong Kong - On a whirlwind three day visit to China to plug his new feature film, King Kong, the largest simian in the world, stopped at the city of Hong Kong to play tribute to his legion of admiring fans. Eager crowds rushed the stage chanting,...

Funny story:  Man With World's Largest Penis Charged With "Terrorist Launch Of World's Largest Penis Through Roof Of World Heritage Building"
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Man With World's Largest Penis Charged With "Terrorist Launch Of World's Largest Penis Through Roof Of World Heritage Building"

Rome: Shock news for fans of star UK rapper The Full Inch AKA the man with the World's Largest Penis. Last night Finchy was charged with offences under Italian terrorism law and now faces trial and potentially a long stretch in gaol following las...
Funny story:  Panic At TheSpoof.com As Dirty Words Are Banned
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Panic At TheSpoof.com As Dirty Words Are Banned

BALLS-UPON-TILLY, UK - Satirical website TheSpoof.com today announced that it no longer would accept submissions containing certain words, plunging the online satire sensation into anarchy. Managing editor Dark Lowdown identified the four main wor...

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