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Funny story: Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Clinton Foundation Donation From Kazakhstan Uranium Company Raises Spectre of Bribery

Washington DC - A Fox News investigation shows that just months after the Clinton foundation received a two million dollar contribution from the President of a Kazakh held Uranium company, the US State Department signed off giving that company privil...
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Funny story: Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Joe Biden, "I Would Attend A Gay Wedding If I Was Homeless and Starving"

Washington DC - Vice President Joe Biden was stopped yesterday by a group of reporters and asked if he would attend a gay wedding. The Vice President said at first "hell no" and asked reporters if he "looked like some kind of a fag?" The Vice Presid...
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Funny story: Dollar Store Clerk Shot In Dick

Dollar Store Clerk Shot In Dick

Los Angeles - South Central Los Angeles is no stranger to stray bullets. As many residents in the perennially crime blighted neighborhood can attest, it is the rare bullet that actually hits its intended victim. "Drive by's got a lot of attentio...
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Funny story: Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Obama On Castro Handshake, "Too Early To Rub Dicks"

Panama City, Panama - President Obama commented today on shaking hands with Raul Castro, dictator of Cuba, during a ceremony honoring Nelson Mandela. "His grip was firm and manly," Obama said. "It reminded me of one of Michele's handjobs." Oba...
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Funny story: Massachusetts Freshman Representative Denies Urging "Holding Erections" to Determine Committee Chairmanships

Massachusetts Freshman Representative Denies Urging "Holding Erections" to Determine Committee Chairmanships

Boston - Freshman Congressman Matt Brenner today denied urging "the holding of erections" to determine House leadership positions and apologized to "my female colleagues as well as the many heterosexuals who may have taken offense at me suggesting th...
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Funny story: Obama Praises Ted Kennedy

Obama Praises Ted Kennedy

Boston, MA - President Barack Obama spoke at an event honoring the late Massachusetts Senator Edward Kennedy and praised the Senator for "his sexual promiscuity," "drug use," and pioneering use of Viagra. "You're familiar with all the reports of h...
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Funny story: Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

Conservative Bakers Vow To Take Dumps In Gay Wedding Cake Batters

St. Louis, MO - Fearing that it will soon be mandatory to bake and design wedding cakes for gay marriages, religiously conservative bakers are vowing a massive campaign of civil disobedience, warning gay couples to go to liberal bakers for their cake...
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Funny story: Angela Jolie Has Husband's Penis Removed To Prevent Cancer

Angela Jolie Has Husband's Penis Removed To Prevent Cancer

Los Angeles - Former sexpot Angela Jolie announced today that she severed her husband's penis in order to prevent it from giving her cancer. "There is some chance that cancer may be contagious, that men may be mere carriers of the disease, and the...
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Funny story: Al Gore Penthouse Interview - Dick Cheney Worst Vice President Ever

Al Gore Penthouse Interview - Dick Cheney Worst Vice President Ever

Santa Barbara - Dick Cheney told Playboy Magazine that Barack Obama was the worst President ever, so Al Gore phoned up Penthouse Magazine and demanded they interview him, so he could return the favor. "Dick Cheney is the worst Vice-President ever,...
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Funny story: NBA Issues Clarification on Rules On Fouls Involving Players with Priapism

NBA Issues Clarification on Rules On Fouls Involving Players with Priapism

In response to complaints from Civil Rights organizations representing people with chronic Priapism, the NBA has issued a memorandum of understanding regarding its rules. "Players with permanent boners cannot be run out of the NBA," a spokesman fo...
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Funny story: Obama Calls Senate Majority Leader McConnell To Say He Looks Like A Ventriloquist Dummy

Obama Calls Senate Majority Leader McConnell To Say He Looks Like A Ventriloquist Dummy

Washington DC - President Obama today called Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell to insult him on his looks, confirmed White House Press Secretary Josh Earnest. "I can confirm that, in addition to continuing to work diligently finding areas und...
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Funny story: Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick

Albuquerque Area Magician Nearly Lynched After Having Pet Dwarf Monkeys Take Turns Leaping Into Crowd From Atop His Dick

Albuquerque, New Mexico - In what Sheriff Deputies called "a scene reminiscent of frontier vigilante justice," an Albuquerque area magician was treed by a drunken mob that took exception to his act. Performing at an airport Ramada Inn, the magicia...
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Funny story: Pornographic Restaurant Apologies For Putting Ketchup in Launch Chambers of Mayonnaise Dispensers

Pornographic Restaurant Apologies For Putting Ketchup in Launch Chambers of Mayonnaise Dispensers

Los Angeles - A trendy restaurant that features "LA's Most Erotic Dining Experience" apologized to customers in a full page Los Angeles Times Ad Wednesday. "We deeply regret," the ad stated "and vow never to allow to happen ever again, the hideou...
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Funny story: Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Director Clint Eastwood Saw Oscar Snub Coming But Shocked That His "Horse Cock of Hoboken" Didn't Sweep The Rodgers

Hollywood, CA - Being snubbed by Hollywood for American Sniper was "to be expected," said center-right director Clint Eastwood, "but I expected the minds of the Rodger voters would be more open to a patriotic theme." Last night's Rodger's, the Po...
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Funny story: Customers and Critics Agree - Apple's New iDick Dildo A Huge Flop

Customers and Critics Agree - Apple's New iDick Dildo A Huge Flop

Santa Clara, California - Apple's attempt at the world's first completely "interactive" dildo, the iDick, is a big disappointment, to both Apple and dildo fans alike. Mostly middle aged women lined up for hours outside Apple's flagship San Francis...
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Funny story: First Lady Offers Refugee Ghetto Kids Life Lessons At Urban Community Garden Patch

First Lady Offers Refugee Ghetto Kids Life Lessons At Urban Community Garden Patch

Baltimore - First Lady Michelle Obama escorted a group of mostly Hispanic, non-English speaking kids to a ghetto community garden on the first leg of her month long "Garden Organic Now America!" tour, where she told them "organic gardening teaches th...
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Funny story: Reports Surface Brian Williams Took Credit For Cock Injury Suffered By Fellow High School Journalist

Reports Surface Brian Williams Took Credit For Cock Injury Suffered By Fellow High School Journalist

New York - As if his reputation was not tarnished enough, doubts are now surfacing about a piece of reporting Brian Williams did decades ago for his high school newspaper in upstate New York. As a budding assistant sports editor, Williams reporte...
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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...
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Hungarian President Beaten To Death By All Male Mob For Criticizing Internet Porn

Hungary's President was killed by a mob, angry over rumors that he thought internet porn "unbecoming." He has been replaced with a dictator and all of his political allies shot.
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