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Funny story: Customers and Critics Agree - Apple's New iDick Dildo A Huge Flop

Customers and Critics Agree - Apple's New iDick Dildo A Huge Flop

Santa Clara, California - Apple's attempt at the world's first completely "interactive" dildo, the iDick, is a big disappointment, to both Apple and dildo fans alike. Mostly middle aged women lined up for hours outside Apple's flagship San Francis...
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Funny story: First Lady Offers Refugee Ghetto Kids Life Lessons At Urban Community Garden Patch

First Lady Offers Refugee Ghetto Kids Life Lessons At Urban Community Garden Patch

Baltimore - First Lady Michelle Obama escorted a group of mostly Hispanic, non-English speaking kids to a ghetto community garden on the first leg of her month long "Garden Organic Now America!" tour, where she told them "organic gardening teaches th...
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Funny story: Reports Surface Brian Williams Took Credit For Cock Injury Suffered By Fellow High School Journalist

Reports Surface Brian Williams Took Credit For Cock Injury Suffered By Fellow High School Journalist

New York - As if his reputation was not tarnished enough, doubts are now surfacing about a piece of reporting Brian Williams did decades ago for his high school newspaper in upstate New York. As a budding assistant sports editor, Williams reporte...
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Funny story: Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

Having A Truly Gigantic Cock Correlates Strongly With Low Life Time Earnings, Study Finds

It turns out that having a massive penis is not the umitigated blessing most men aged 8 through 80 think it to be. Though it may boost mightily one's self-esteem, a recent research study says it can be quite hard on the pocketbook. In a paper tit...
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Funny story: Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

Vatican Council to Decide if God Has a Penis and Testacles

The Vatican well known for it's lofty metaphysical discussions about the meaning of life like whether children will go to hell for masturbating and if women's orgasm are sinful and important philosophical quandaries like that - has now turned to deep...
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Funny story: Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

Maverick RAF Cock Drawing Pilot shows some bollocks this time!

RAF Lossiemouth confirmed to the The Daily Nettle today, that one of their most daring pilots, Flight Lootenant Wing Commander Flight Captain Viceroy Gordon 'Goose' Maverick, has been carpeted by station big-wigs for the second time in a week, after...
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Funny story: Hospital's Center For Stiffy Research Handling Man's Prolonged Morning Wood

Hospital's Center For Stiffy Research Handling Man's Prolonged Morning Wood

GRANITE PEAK, WHEELING, WV -- An Ohio County man whose morning wood lasts well into the afternoon has prompted the medical community to rethink its definition of the condition. Dr. Fernando Massive, director of Wheeling Hospital's Center for Stiff...
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Funny story: Mexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts

Mexican Drug Lords Making More Money Stealing & Selling Body Parts

Forget crystal Meth and Marijuana, as they are both easily made or legal here and several other countries, the Mexican Drug Lords are now making most of their money by selling expensive body parts like kidneys and livers. "I can't believe all the...
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Funny story: Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

Man Rushing To Complete Spoof News Article While Waiting For Flight Misses Boarding And Is Now Stranded In Houston, Texas

An extremely eager Spoof writer, determined to increase his points total and spew out yet another ill edited, ill thought off and frankly unfunny spoof news article missed his flight home to Fort Lauderdale after he was too busy compiling an article...
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Funny story: New "anatomically correct" Oscar statue wins "standing ovation"

New "anatomically correct" Oscar statue wins "standing ovation"

HOLLYWEIRD, CA -- Henrik received a standing ovulation--uh, ovation--when he unveiled the new look of the Academy Award-winning Academy Award trophy, Oscar, which he has "fully restored" to the sculpture's original state, adding the penis that the fi...
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Funny story: New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

New Penis Pills makes wife dream about snakes, good snakes

A laboratory helper at a Think Tank has stolen the papers there and given another scientist outside a copy of them as the papers were returned. "These are a sure-fire almost magic penis pill directions and those guys in there were just hanging ont...
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Funny story: A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

A-Rod to Market New Penis Pill

Forget Levitra, Cialis and Viagra. Try one small $1.00 a pill, "A-Rod for A-Big-Rod!' The suspended Yankee slugger has joined up with a new laboratory in New York City to be their man up front. "If you always wanted to be the big slugger in bed...
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Funny story: Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

Mother Embarrassed By Wrinkled Penis Found on Miami Beach

It was the most embarrassing thing in the world according to Mrs. Jane Myers of Miami. I realize that I should not be complaining about things, she reportedly told a lifeguard, when the whole south almost, has had a rough winter and here I am taki...
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Funny story: Penis Panic Still Spreading!

Penis Panic Still Spreading!

Talk about worrying about the size of your penis, there are people out there who claim their penis disappeared during the night. "It comes back up into your body and you cannot get it out", says a native of West Africa. "It happened to many last y...
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Funny story: With No Dick

With No Dick

About 5 billion years ago, earth came into existence. Some billion years later, life emerged. Additional changes resulted in creation of the first organisms. Next, plants and animals, carnivorous and non-carnivorous, appeared. Then, a new species was born, called Homo sapiens. This odd animal inherited the original traits of the beasts of the world. According to Freud the id, or rather the anim...
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Funny story: High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

High School Student Tells Classmates He's "No Homo" in PE Shower, and That He's Simply an "Admirer of Strong Penises"

ORLANDO, FL - Having grown up as the middle child in a family of six boys, 16-year-old Sammy Beezer has seen his fair share of penises in his day. "We took a lot of showers together to save on hot water. My life's been a regular sausage fest, so...
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Funny story: British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British experts warn of rise in genital cosmetic surgery

British gynaecologists warned today that increasing numbers of men, teenage girls and women are undergoing genital cosmetic surgery, driven in part by unrealistic images of how they should look based on pornography and today's freak artists. "I g...
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Funny story: NYC Firemen Rescue Man Whose Penis Gets Stuck In Toaster

NYC Firemen Rescue Man Whose Penis Gets Stuck In Toaster

"This happened to a guy in London, England recently and was reported in all the newspapers so I guess this idiot thought it must be some wonderful thing and he winds up needing help also", says Fire Chief Nick Shaft. Shaft was talking about the re...
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