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Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Funny story: Ted Cruz And Penelope Cruz Not Eligible To Run For President

Foreign-born Ted Cruz and foreign-born Penelope Cruz are not eligible to run for President of the United States. He was born in Canada and she was born in Spain. Foreign-born Arnold Schwarzeneggar, though married to a niece of a president, also canno...

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Mel Gibson To Star In The Movie "Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story"

Funny story: Mel Gibson To Star In The Movie "Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story"

HOLLYWOOD - Australian actor Mel Gibson has just confirmed that he has signed to star in Cinema Castle Film's Spoiled Brat - The Alec Baldwin Story. Gibson, who was home in Australia helping to brand kangaroos, said that he received a phone call f...

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'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

Funny story: 'Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides' Is A Huge Success Even Though All of Penelope Cruz and Johnny Depp's Nude Scenes Were Cut Out

HOLLYWOOD - The producers of Johnny Depp's fourth movie in the Pirates of The Caribbean series are thrilled at the movie's success. The film titled Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides opened to packed theaters from Pittsburgh to Paris and...

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The Latin Babes Feud Between Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria Is Getting Very Nasty

Funny story: The Latin Babes Feud Between Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria Is Getting Very Nasty

HOLLYWOOD - Well it appears that the nicey-nicey relationship between Latina beauties Penelope Cruz and Eva Longoria has exploded and the two "Muchachas" have taken off the gloves. And what has caused the two actresses to start their badmouthing f...

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Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

Funny story: Johnny Depp Says That His Latest Movie, "Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides" Will Include Extremely Nude Plank Scenes Between Him and His Co-Star Penelope Cruz

OAHU, Hawaii - Johnny Depp was in Hawaii filming the fourth installment of his buccaneer series entitled, Pirates of The Caribbean: On Stranger Tides. And the stranger tides is certainly an apropos name seeing as how the movie takes place in the C...

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Penelope Cruz spills the beans on Tom's break-up with Nicole

Funny story: Penelope Cruz spills the beans on Tom's break-up with Nicole

Malaga, Spain - Penelope Cruz has confessed in a candid interview why Tom Cruise broke up with Nicole Kidman (yes, the cheque has cleared). "As you know" said Cruz "Tom is the world's leading scientist. Nicole wasn't very scientific at all. She...

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Penelope Cruz lashes out at fake mascara claims

Funny story: Penelope Cruz lashes out at fake mascara claims

Hollywood - (Ass Mess): Penelope Cruz has lashed out at the fake eyelashes ad furor saying that far from misleading the public the L'Oreal mascara she promotes has made her more beautiful, talented, sexually irresistible and multiply-orgasmic as...

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The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?

Funny story: The '70s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, endorses Mitt Romney for President 2008; 'Seamus' the family flying dog the cause?

Washington, D.C. Mitt Romney won a surprising endorsement from the 1970s psychedelic rock group, Pink Floyd, when they announced today that they would be urging their fan base to support the Romney for President Election 2008 Campaign effort with vol...

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Cruise & Cruz Split - Cruise on cruise

Funny story: Cruise & Cruz Split - Cruise on cruise

Hollywood couple Tom Cruise and Penelope Cruz have split up it is reported. Their three year relationship is said to have finished at the end of January and is believed to have been amicable.

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