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Paper And Pencils Are Back!

Funny story: Paper And Pencils Are Back!

In the least scientific breakthrough for centuries, the 'writer's tools', paper and pencils, are making an astonishing and unexpected comeback! Out of vogue since the dawn of the computer age, sales of 'writing instruments' - as pencils were known - have been in steady decline, but new research has shown that, in a revolutionary turnaround, people are turning their backs on the latest computer...

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Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

Funny story: Kim Jong Un Purchases A Missile From Kenya

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un has admitted that he is obsessed with missiles. Ever since he was a little boy he used to play with yellow #2 pencils and pretend that they were SAM (Surface-to-Air) missiles. His mother even took him to a t...

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Exciting new Graphene Art developed

Funny story: Exciting new Graphene Art developed

For the last few years, scientists have been exploring the properties and possible uses of graphene, the new wonder material made of an atom-thick layer of carbon. It promises to herald a revolution in materials and electronics development. Howev...

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Action Urged Over Propelling Pencil Safety

Funny story: Action Urged Over Propelling Pencil Safety

Government and health officials are being urged to take action over safety issues relating to propelling pencils. The call comes after a weekend when a local man "narrowly escaped death" while trying to replace the lead in his Yard-O-Led pencil.

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Inventor of the Pink Pencil Eraser Admits Dubious Inspiration

Though there were others in the late 1800's who invented the vulcanized rubber that could erase a lead pencil mark, it was Boris Tadeth, tire design engineer and frequent patron of the Kit Kat Club in New Jersey, who created the round, pink pencil er...

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Revealed: Truth Behind North And South Korea Bloodshed

Funny story: Revealed: Truth Behind North And South Korea Bloodshed

The reason behind the recent bloodshed raging between North and South Korea, has been sensationally revealed by our man in the field Lenny Presbatyn. Lenny told us by crackly video-phone, this afternoon "I have discovered that a high ranking offic...

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The Only Way to Get the Palestinians to the Table

Our Middle East correspondent M. Voltaire opines: If you want PLO/Hamas to come to the Peace Table, set out copious quantities of rancid cheese --it's the only enticing incentive for street rats.
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