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Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

Funny story: Ex-Newcastle United Footballer Paul Gascoigne Left Devastated by Fishing Rod Loss

The ex-England footballer Paul Gascoigne has tonight revealed he has been left devastated by the loss of his favourite fishing Rod. The fishing rod is said to have been especially dear to the Italia '90 hero because it had been signed by every singl...

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Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Funny story: Euro 2012: Rooney confused by comparisons with Pele

Wayne Rooney has told friends he is 'confused' by England boss Roy Hodgson comparing him to Brazilian footballing legend Pele. The Man United striker returned from suspension to score the winner v Ukraine on Tuesday, but told friends before the ma...

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Maradona Refuses To Apologise To Pele

Funny story: Maradona Refuses To Apologise To Pele

Diego Maradona arrived back in Buenos Aries with his defeated and deflated Argentinian World Cup squad yesterday, and promptly refused to apologise for a remark he made in South Africa suggesting that Pele belonged in a museum. Insiders say that B...

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Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Funny story: Portsmouth Sign Old Bloke

Struggling Premier League side Portsmouth, made a swoop into the transfer market yesterday, signing Hayden Mullins from West Ham, and an old bloke from Porto. Edison Arantes do Nascimento is 68 years old, but is well-known in Portugal and his home...

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Pele Again Frustrated By Gordon Banks

Funny story: Pele Again Frustrated By Gordon Banks

England's greatest-ever goalkeeper, Gordon Banks, met up with his arch-enemy, Pele, again yesterday, for the unveiling of a statue of himself at the Britannia Stadium, home of Premiership newboys, Stoke C...

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