A Californian liquor store owner got the shock of his life when a peacock strutted in demanding BOOZE!
The owner thought it was a practical joke, but after the huge bird made a beeline for the bourbon, he realised the joke was not on him! The peac...
What's lost is found.
Two and a half weeks ago we brought you a spoof story about the peacock on the loose in Queens, NY.
Now there's further info. See an article, "Runaway Peacock Finally Captured and Returned to Queens School," on NYPost.com.
Yep, the peacock is baaaaaaaaaaack and seems to be ready to create more havoc. The NYPost.com article contains these ominous words: "He has...
Yep, there he was, strutting around, proud as a ... well, you know.
Queens residents weren't pleased. "There goes the neighborhood," one was heard to remark.
Apparently the peacock "escaped" from a local high school agricultural program. He makes no apologies for his flight to freedom.
A Spoof reporter who knows peacock prose interviewed her subject in a Queens park. She said tha...
New York - At his Park Avenue home this afternoon wannabe Shahanshah Reza Pahlavi, son of deposed Peacock Throne ex-incumbent Mohammad Reza Pahlavi, was seen rummaging around for birdseed in a bid to woo the magical creature to his roofgarden oasis.
The female peacock who escaped from the Bronx Zoo, but was captured after a few days, held a press conference at the zoo today. She said that her freedom was okay while it lasted, but she had always meant it to be just a brief sabbatical.
One day the Sultan of Kybosh was bored. "I am bored", said he, "and I do not know what I shall do. Perhaps I may have the heads cut off some of my lackeys and lickspittles. I think that a bit of lopping might assuage my unbearable ennui. What do you think, Mildred?"
"Nay, my lord", quoth Mildred, who was the Sultana of Kybosh, and the Sultan's wife, to boot, not that he ever did, boot her that...
Results of a new study out by British Scientists prove that the more flamboyant a dancer a man is, the more women he gets. This flies directly in the face of the old thinking where if a man does anything that is described as flamboyant, he's not all...
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