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UK's First 'Cash For Children' Outlet To Open In Leeds

The true extent of the financial crisis was highlighted yesterday by the announcement that Leeds will become home to the UK's first 'Cash4Child' outlet. Based loosely on the ubiquitous gold merchants where hard-up punters sell inherited jewellery...

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Real lives: The Pawn Broker

Funny story: Real lives: The Pawn Broker

Today, we speak to Errin Cohen, owner of Cohen Brokers. MR COHEN, WHY DID YOU BECOME A PAWN BROKER? "Oye! My farzer voss a pawn broker, my grandfarzer voss a Pawn Broker, my great great grandfarzer voss a Pawn Broker, vot voss I to do, become an accountant?" I SEE, IS IT AN INTERESTING JOB? "Interesting?! he says! Interesting! Oye vey! A man comes in the other day, he's got an el...

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NO - we don't want YOU

Funny story: NO - we don't want YOU

A picturesque little city of around 50,00, that is nestled in the lush rolling green hills of Central Ohio, recently, after much deliberation, passed legislation that would ban Tattoo Parlors, Pawn Shops, and Heavy Truck and Auto Repair Shops from l...

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Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

Funny story: Queen Visits Pawn Shops to Pawn Crown

It has emerged today that Her Royal Trout, The Queen Elizabeth of Ye Olde England, has been trying to pawn her "rather elaborate and heavy crown" through several pawn shops in the London area. Following a recent investigation into Her Majesties ap...

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National Trust to link up with Cash Converters

Funny story: National Trust to link up with Cash Converters

The National Trust has just announced a link up between the High Street pawnbroker, Cash Converters and their gift shops. A revamp of existing National Trust shops is planned for 2013 after a meeting of the National Trust Governing Body decided th...

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Bernanke Arrested in Pawn Shop-Prostitution Sting

Funny story: Bernanke Arrested in Pawn Shop-Prostitution Sting

Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke was arrested by DC police in a stunning sting operation. The suspected ring operated through various Pawn Shops where pussy was used as collateral with interested 'johns' paying the interest. Tips were pr...

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Golden Balls

Funny story: Golden Balls

All over the UK there is one type of establishment that is bucking the trend and expanding fast. Pawnbrokers are spreading rapidly and as the recession bites, they are becoming the preferred way for thousands of people to raise much needed cash. Some of the success is due to the change in the public's perception of Pawnbrokers. A few years ago, Pawnbrokers were seen as unscrupulous places whic...

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E-Hockshop to Get Government Contracts for the Pregnant and the Destitute

Funny story: E-Hockshop to Get Government Contracts for the Pregnant and the Destitute

Minister of Midwivery Warwick and the House of Usser that Deals with Really Poor Persons have collaborated in assigning aid to the virtual loan shark, E-Hockshop. The knocked up and the knocked down will all be getting generous loans at the disgracef...

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E-Hockshop: Biggest Virtual Pawnshop

Funny story: E-Hockshop: Biggest Virtual Pawnshop

The worldwide recession has had a big effect on the worldwide web. Online shopping and e-bay auctions are being replaced by virtual pawnshops and online loan sharks. Paydayjaws lends small amounts of money before to payday to strapped workers at...

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Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Funny story: Viking Shows Up with 1468 AD Pawn Ticket, Reclaims Shetland Isles!

Hjaltland/ The Shetland Times - A Viking descendant of former Norwegian King Christian 1 surfaced today with an aging Pawn Ticket to reclaim the Shetland Isles. Pawned off in 1468 to raise money for his ugly daughter's Dowery, the cash poor Ki...

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Obama Stimulus Package: Obama's Momma's Pawnorama!

Funny story: Obama Stimulus Package: Obama's Momma's Pawnorama!

Chicago/Sun Times - Responding to constituents' cries for cash to get through the week, the Presidential Candidate pledged relief by announcing a new chain of pawn shops will open in Major cities in the US backed by a coalition of Democratic Mayors...

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Cash Converters in US banks bail out

Funny story: Cash Converters in US banks bail out

High street pawnbrokers Cash Converters today revealed they were behind the $700 billion dollar bail out of the US banks. Several US national monuments are being put up for collateral including the Lincoln Memorial, the Statue of Liberty and Mount...

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