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Funny story: Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

Kim Jong Un Offers Paula Deen Her Very Own Cooking Show In North Korea

PYONGYANG, North Korea - Kim Jong Un recently sat down with a reporter for The Rice Paddy National News Agency and talked about the world situation. He talked about the fact that people of the world do not seem to take him seriously when he says h...
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Funny story: Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ

Paula Deen - I Am More Popular Than Jesus Christ

Paula Deen is at it again. Ever since news broke that Paula Deen admitted to using the N-word (the real N word - not nutrition) in a deposition last year, the self important, money grabbing, artery clogging inducing chef and health insurance compa...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Frees Her Slaves And Asks For Forgiveness

Paula Deen Frees Her Slaves And Asks For Forgiveness

Paula Deen is on the comeback trail and has asked the public to forgive her for the racist comments that decimated her career last year. "Listen ya'all, I know I came across as a bit of a racist last year, what with all the bad publicity and what...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

Paula Deen's Husband Dumps Her For A Younger Woman

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The word coming out of Savannah is that just when it looked like it could not have gotten worse for Paula Deen - it has. The 66-year-old dethroned Southern cooking maven has just found out that her husband of nine years Michael...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers

Paula Deen Swears The Marijuana Was Not Hers

NEW ORLEANS - The former Queen of Cooking who has now become the nation's number one persona non grata was in the Big Easy hoping to land a job as a greeter at one of the town's Cajun food restaurants. As she was leaving the restaurant after her i...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Cooks at a KKK Hog Roast in Mississippi

Paula Deen Cooks at a KKK Hog Roast in Mississippi

MERIDIAN, Mississippi - After making an emotional debut at a cooking show in Houston this past Saturday (her first public appearance in months), celebrity chef Paula Deen appeared Sunday at a Ku Klux Klan gathering near the Alabama border. "It's s...
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Funny story: Fry Chef Deep Fries Texas at State Fair

Fry Chef Deep Fries Texas at State Fair

DALLAS, TX.--Fry Chef Cohones L. O'Reilly was the Big Tex Fried Food Award winner at this year's Texas State Fair, but hardly any Texans were there to appreciate O'Reilly's deep-fried award-winning entry. O'Reilly deep-fried the state of Texas in...
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Funny story: Paula Deen To Appear With Larry King and Regis Philbin On The Viagra View

Paula Deen To Appear With Larry King and Regis Philbin On The Viagra View

NEW YORK CITY - Larry King and Regis Philbin have both said that even though most of the nation now considers Paula Deen a persona non grata they are willing to let her have her say on their top-rated talk show The Viagra View. King, who is 79, sa...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

Paula Deen Is Offered A Job By Queen Elizabeth

SAVANNAH, Georgia - National Focus Magazine is reporting that former cooking show host Paula Deen has been offered a job in England. Durango Tucker with NFM reported that Queen Elizabeth has been following the sad fall from grace of Paula Deen and...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

Paula Deen's Marriage Is On The Rocks

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Just when it seemed that things could not get any worse for the Southern cooking gal, now comes word that her husband is thinking of filing for divorce. According to Vodka Vermicelli with iRumors, Mr. Paula Deen (Michael Groove...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

Paula Deen's Husband Is Thinking About Moving To Afghanistan

SAVANNAH, Georgia - The Paula Deen Three Ring Circus continues to go on and on and on. After losing dozens of her sponsors and advertisers as well as her show, the Southern cooking gal has just fired her agent. Deen said that she feels that he...
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Funny story: A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paula Deen

A List of 10 Little Known Facts About Paula Deen

Paula Deen's Southern Fried Cooking World has collapsed around her quicker than a pile of Taco-Flavored Doritos around Kirstie Alley. Deen has learned a pretty hard to swallow lesson about what the politically correct world of today will allow and will not allow. And the ironic thing about it is she used a word; the "N" word that thousands of people use on a daily basis [i.e. rap singers, hi...
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Funny story: Paula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA

Paula Deen's Unbelievable Request To NASA

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Paula Deen says that everytime she logs onto the Internet she sees where another one or two sponsors and corporations have dropped her. She revealed to Bedroom Pillow Talk's Carolina Chipotle that the latest company to abandon...
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Funny story: A List of 10 More Companies That Have Dropped Paula Deen

A List of 10 More Companies That Have Dropped Paula Deen

SAVANNAH, Georgia - Former Food Network cooking show host Paula Deen has literally had her culinary world turned upside down like one of her famous peach cobbler upside down cakes. The 66-year-old Southern fried native of Savannah, Georgia says sh...
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Funny story: Why Paula Deen Can't Just Add Butter This Time

Why Paula Deen Can't Just Add Butter This Time

The billion-dollar empire of Paula Deen, the butter queen of gastronomic consumption, is collapsing like an undone soufflé, or a door slammed soufflé, or a pin popped soufflé, and adding butter can't help. Companies are dropping Ms. Deen like a hot p...
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Funny story: Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors

Deen's ship will sail in 2014 despite Paula losing valuable sponsors

Despite the sea of controversy surrounding Paula Deen and the abundance of sponsors who have decided to drop her, two Deen-themed cruises are still set to sail in 2014. Literature recently mailed out to prospective passengers specifically stated t...
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Funny story: Paula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'

Paula Deen Launches 'The Suicide Watch Cookbook'

Savannah, Georgia -- Ex-celebrity chef Paula Deen has placed another success on the bestseller list. The work is called "The Suicide Watch Cookbook: Dining And Dying." "A suicide watch can be a tremendous waste of time, if you don't plan ahead,"...
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Funny story: Jessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband

Jessica Simpson Has Her Second Baby - Now She Says She Needs A Husband

BEVERLY HILLS - Jessica Simpson has just given birth to her second child. She stated that she can hardly wait to loose all the weight she gained so that she can get back into her Daisy Duke short shorts and show off her gorgeous 32-year-old body.
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Survey reveals that terrorists are just as confused as the general public on how best to refer to the Islamic State

Terrorists can't agree on an acronym for the Islamic State, a survey revealed. An al-Qaeda official said that he randomizes among IS, ISIL, and ISIS each time he refers to his competitor.

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