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Funny story: News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has leaked out that Paul the Psychic Octopus has been cloned by German Scientists in readiness for next World Cup

News has reached us that, before Paul the Psychic Octopus passed on to the great blue yonder, scientists in Germany had a plan to clone him. After all, they had nothing to lose and everything to gain. This top secret scientific plan was passed on...
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Funny story: Paul the Octopus - fathered offspring to follow in his tentacles in predicting outcomes of games in next World Cup

Paul the Octopus - fathered offspring to follow in his tentacles in predicting outcomes of games in next World Cup

Paul the Octopus (reportedly hatched January 2008; died 26 October 2010) was a common octopus from Weymouth, England. Paul lived in a tank at a commercial attraction, the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen, Germany and became internationally famous after...
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Funny story: Psychic Octopus in training for 2018 World Cup

Psychic Octopus in training for 2018 World Cup

Georgie Snuffeloffogos, Head of London's Zoo's Aquarium Department, was a little upset after hearing that England would NOT be hosting the 2018 Football World Cup after losing the bid to Russia. Georgie said he had started training his Octopus, Mi...
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Funny story: Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Was Paul the Pcychic Octopus RIP'd 'because he predicted Russia 2018 World Cup win?'

Germany - (Tentacles): An autopsy result on the prescient cephalopod says he may not have died from natural causes. Alien pathologist Ray Santili found evidence that Paul's last prediction 'saw him pick Russia' as the successful 2018 World Cup bid...
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Funny story: Conspiracy theories abound after Paul The Octopus's death

Conspiracy theories abound after Paul The Octopus's death

Berlin, Germany. Theories are rapidly developing after the death of FIFA World Cup hero, Paul the Octopus. Many people are detecting strange goings on, both before and after his demise. A German journalist has suggested that Paul was taken down by...
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Funny story: Animated R-rated 3D Movie that Chronicles the Life and Times of Paul the Octopus in the Pipeline

Animated R-rated 3D Movie that Chronicles the Life and Times of Paul the Octopus in the Pipeline

(Emeryville, California) - An Animation Studio has started production on the latest installment of three-dimensional Zeitgeist: the true-to-life story of Paul the Octopus. Calling it "a subaquatic Sid and Nancy", studio executives expect the film...
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Funny story: Paul the Octopus Predicts Obscure TheSpoof.com Writer will Surpass 2-million Points Some Time in November

Paul the Octopus Predicts Obscure TheSpoof.com Writer will Surpass 2-million Points Some Time in November

(Oberhausen, Germany) - One of Paul the Octopus's handlers confirmed that the eight-armed invertebrate contacted him from the spirit world this past weekend. "I had a very lifelike dream," Daniel Fey acknowledged. "It was as if Paul was in the ro...
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Funny story: The Last Will and Testimony of Paul: Psychic Octopus predicts next Vajazzling

The Last Will and Testimony of Paul: Psychic Octopus predicts next Vajazzling

In the Last Will and Testinomy of Paul the Psychic Octopus, it is revealed that the calamari celebrity predicted a few events. In a strenuous exercise hours before his death, Paul the Psychic Octopus emitted ink blots which formed into the faces o...
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Funny story: Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan to Buy Paul the Octopus's Carcass

Michael Jackson's Estate Announces Plan to Buy Paul the Octopus's Carcass

As part of a fund raising effort the estate of Michael Jackson announced this week a plan to purchase the remains of celebrated animal psychic, Paul the Octopus. Rumors suggest the plan also involves quickly selling the carcass for profit, either at...
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Funny story: "Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund" Established by His Estate

"Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund" Established by His Estate

The estate of Paul the Octopus has announced the creation of The Paul the Octopus Scholarship Fund for Psychic Marine Animal Research, effective immediately. Students will be selected based on three criteria: 1) Need 2) How badly do they "wa...
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Funny story: Derek Acorah contacts Paul the Psychic Octopus

Derek Acorah contacts Paul the Psychic Octopus

Following the death of Paul the Psychic Octopus, the only other truly psychic being on the planet, Derek Acorah, has offered to contact Paul the Psychic octopus in order to predict the results of up coming sporting events. Otto Limms, Paul's agent...
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Funny story: Coroner's Report: Paul the Octopus Masturbated Himself to Death

Coroner's Report: Paul the Octopus Masturbated Himself to Death

The official, sordid critique on Paul the Octopus's death was confirmed Wednesday: Death by Self-Inflicted Overstimulation of his Erogenous Zone. Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: "Yep. That's what he did. Wouldn't you if you could?" Quincy continued, "Whi...
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Funny story: Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Feverish Hunt on to Replace Paul the Psychic Octopus with another Psychic Animal

Folks with more to lose than just having to eat crow in the upcoming elections if their party doesn't do well-we're talking about heavy bettors who want to cash in on the Sharron Angles and Joe Millers of our time-are frantic on the news that Paul th...
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Funny story: Psychic Octo Assassinated

Psychic Octo Assassinated

News which will take the sporting community by force. Paul the Psychic Octopus was assassinated a few days ago, following rumours that England will win the World Cup Bid. Russian tourists Vladimir and Putin have been arrested in Germany, and ha...
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Funny story: The Sorrento Chronicles Part One: Paul

The Sorrento Chronicles Part One: Paul

Sunday was a turning point in Sorrento. Wandering down to the restaurant overlooking the Bay of Naples, one couldn't help but feel interested in the variety of food on offer. Deciding I would try the shrimp, my initial reaction to the word CALIMARI was that of a mild pasta sauce. How wrong could a guy be. Out came a dozen shrimps on a bed of what appeared to be onion rings. Chewy onion ri...
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Funny story: Paul The Octopus - Suspicions surround death

Paul The Octopus - Suspicions surround death

Suspicion surrounds the death of Paul the Octopus. Although Paul had exceeded the natural life span for an octopus (around two years) a well placed management contact at the Sea Life Centre in Oberhausen where Paul lived has leaked details of an int...
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Funny story: Crazy Cats: Move Over Paul, There's An Octopussy In Town

Crazy Cats: Move Over Paul, There's An Octopussy In Town

News has already circulated about the death of Paul The Octopus, nobody could have predicted the widespread grief felt accross the globe, for an octopus. Truly the Peoples Octopus, Paul meant so much to so many. Often to be seen doing charity wor...
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Funny story: Paul the Octopus murdered

Paul the Octopus murdered

Paul the amazing octopus, famous for his fearless predictions at the recent FIFA World Cup, has been murdered by a gang of Dutch herring intent on exacting revenge for the mighty mollusc's prediction that the Netherlands football team would go down t...
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