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Transfer Window: Man City offer neighbours Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes

Funny story: Transfer Window: Man City offer neighbours Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes

As the transfer window nearly slammed shut today, Man City shocked the world of football today when they offered neighbours Man United old player Carlos Tevez in exchange for Paul Scholes. Scholes made a successful return to the United team after...

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Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes 'to join crew of Italian ship Titanic'

Funny story: Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes 'to join crew of Italian ship Titanic'

The owners of Titanic ship Pierre Luigi Luigi today claimed that Manchester United midfielder Paul Scholes will join the crew when the boat is ready to relaunch at the end of 2012. "Eeeee is just what we need - an expert on 'ow yu say - the rescue...

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Transfer Window: Paul Scholes comes out of retirement for Manchester United

Funny story: Transfer Window: Paul Scholes comes out of retirement for Manchester United

Following a traumatic first half of the season which saw Manchester United crash out of the Champions League and Carling Cup, the red devils announced that Paul Scholes has come out of retirement after just six months to answer the Old Trafford SOS -...

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Paul Scholes Retires and jumps at coaching role

Funny story: Paul Scholes Retires and jumps at coaching role

Carrot top Paul Scholes has finally called it quits and announced his long awaited retirement as a professional footballer. Starting his career at Manchester United in 1994, he has played at the top level in 676 games. Alex Ferguson said over t...

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Scholes puts boot in as United get the "boot" by City!

Funny story: Scholes puts boot in as United get the "boot" by City!

Man Utd committed hari kari at Wembley this evening after allowing the "Blue" side of the City into the final of the FA Cup. It wans't helped by a certain 37 year-old "red-haired scallywag" who put the boot in, did a Nigel de Jong and got suitably...

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Paul Scholes Crocks 'Judas' Rooney In Training Ground Horror Tackle

Funny story: Paul Scholes Crocks 'Judas' Rooney In Training Ground Horror Tackle

Speculation grew today that want away striker, baldy Scouser, Wayne Rooney may have played his last game for Manchester United. News leaking out from Carrington indicated some kind of horror tackle by Scholes, which left the Scouse lothario writhi...

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Fabio Capello panics as Scholes refuses to play for England Subo amongst people named to help him out

Funny story: Fabio Capello panics as Scholes refuses to play for England Subo amongst people named to help him out

Paul Scholes has turned down Fabio Capello's offer to return to international football and play, once again, for England. Scholes retired from international football in 2004 with 66 caps After throwing a tantrum, Fabio calmed down and put on his t...

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Lady Gaga Insists: "I Am Not In Love With Paul Scholes"

Funny story: Lady Gaga Insists: "I Am Not In Love With Paul Scholes"

A very angry Lady Gaga last night insisted that she was not in love with Manchester United midfield dynamo Paul Scholes. She told reporters that she didn't even know who the heck Paul Scholes is, let alone that she's fallen head over heels in love wi...

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Shock entry into the England volleyball team: Paul Scholes

London,21st Mar: The EVA announced the Great Britain Volleyball team for the looming World Championships. In what appears to be a move towards a strong show in the London Olympics of 2012, the team is dominated by youth. A shock inclusion was former...

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