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Funny story: Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan Releases Budget Report: Just Kill The Poor People

Paul Ryan's much anticipated budget report was released and as expected he really sticks it to America's poor, in fact he kills them! The new strategy called "Soylent Purple" amazingly cuts spending and balances the budget is just six months. I...
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Funny story: You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

You'll Never Guess Who Said And Advocated This

Whose policies and ideas are these? 1) A policy of effectively withholding relief to the poor and allowing market forces to take their course. 2) The idea that government charity will upset the free market and be an interference with free enter...
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Funny story: Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

Poor Children Are Better Off Going Hungry

It's hard to imagine that conservative political ideology asserting that poor children are better off going hungry could make any sense. But actually it does. As leading Republican intellectual Rep. Paul Ryan says, "Federally funded school lunch pr...
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Funny story: Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

Duck Dynasty's Robertson Star Of State of Union

WASHINGTON - The house chamber was packed last night with special guests for President Obama's State of the Union Address. Included was the long-bearded star of the controversial show "Duck Dynasty" Willie Robertson, which has been noted for the hom...
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Funny story: GOP House to Erect a Statue of Ayn Rand on the National Mall

GOP House to Erect a Statue of Ayn Rand on the National Mall

WASHINGTON, D.C..--The Republican members of the House of Representatives are pushing a bill to memorialize libertarian hero Ayn Rand with a statue. Ayn Rand, who wrote the thousand plus page screed Atlas Shrugged, is to be depicted in a heroic posi...
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Funny story: Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election

Mitt Romney Flip Flops Once Again and Now Says He's Glad He Lost The 2012 Presidential Election

BOISE, Idaho - Mitt Romney was up in Idaho visiting a potato seed packing plant when he was approached by Sinclair Petaluma with Political Salad Bar Magazine. Petaluma asked the 66-year-old Massachusetts native how he feels now that he has had tim...
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Funny story: Republicans Propose Privatizing the Concept of Fairness

Republicans Propose Privatizing the Concept of Fairness

Having experienced great success in the privatization of the military with groups Blackwater, prisons with corporations like MTC, and with Congress itself by blatantly serving whoever has the most money, the Republican party today introduced a bill t...
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Funny story: U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?

U.S. Politicos: Where Are They Now?

Faded Spotlight Magazine Presents... U.S. POLITICOS: WHERE ARE THEY NOW? Mitt Romney - The old Flip-Flopper, who got trounced in the 2012 presidential election by President Barack Obama, is seriously considering moving down to Mexico and living with one of his cousins who owns a piƱata factory. Ron Paul - The 77-year-old congressman from Texas is living in the Lone Star state and trying t...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Reportedly Has Nude Photos of Ann Coulter

Rush Limbaugh Reportedly Has Nude Photos of Ann Coulter

NEW YORK CITY - After insisting that he has never seen naked photos of Ann Coulter, much less possessed any, it appears that the Republican radio talk show host may be on the verge of changing his tune. According to American Spotlight Magazine the...
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Funny story: Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

Rush Limbaugh Says The Ann Coulter Affair Rumor Is Not True

NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair. The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...
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Funny story: Congressional plan to balance budget

Congressional plan to balance budget

Washington DC - With the threat of the physical cliff eminent, a maverick group congressional leaders is dealing with the issue. "The 2% are running out of sources of income. But we know where the money is. Old people", related a congressman,...
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Funny story: Romney and Ryan Hit The Road Again..... For Music Tour

Romney and Ryan Hit The Road Again..... For Music Tour

Presidential candidate Mitt "Ragtime" Romney and his VP running mate Paul "Slowhand" Ryan are once again jumping in the bus and heading out onto the highways of the United States of America. However, what is more surprising, is that this time they...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

Paul Ryan Says He Will Run For President In 2016

KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost. Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan Quitting Politics; Opening Fitness Center

Paul Ryan Quitting Politics; Opening Fitness Center

In a bizarre sequence of events, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney's former Vice-Presidential running mate, has decided to resign from federal politics to open up a local fitness center in Janesville, Wisconsin. Many Washington insiders are puzzled by the unpre...
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Funny story: Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)

Charles Manson Explains Why He'd Vote For Romney (If He Could Vote)

CORCORAN, California - The most infamous inmate in the history of Corcoran State Prison, Charles Manson, has been denied parole for the 12th time. Manson, who is now 77, was convicted for his role in the Sharon Tate murders of 1969. He was rece...
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Funny story: Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

Paul Ryan: Madonna Talks Too Much!

YPSILANTI, Michigan - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Ypsilanti and the second that Ryan got off the bus he immediately went into a song and dance speech regarding the singer known as Madonna. Political Sal...
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Funny story: The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

The Election of November and High Holidays of September: What Would John Adams Do?

This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking. It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
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Funny story: Romney-Ryan Promise Mich-Ohio Voters Action if Giants Win World Series

Romney-Ryan Promise Mich-Ohio Voters Action if Giants Win World Series

Maripiosa, CA, Dougie's Gazette - I'm finally a decided voter: Giants in 4 (or if necessary five at home, but if Sandy heads for "and reaches the West Coast,"six at the most). In a related story, Governor Romney just told Michigan and swing s...
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