NEW YORK CITY - Rush Limbaugh says that he does not appreciate hearing the rumor that he and GOP maven Ann Coulter are involved in a romantic affair.
The radio political commentator told GOPicky Magazine that there is no way in hell he would ever...
Washington DC - With the threat of the physical cliff eminent, a maverick group congressional leaders is dealing with the issue.
"The 2% are running out of sources of income. But we know where the money is. Old people", related a congressman,...
Presidential candidate Mitt "Ragtime" Romney and his VP running mate Paul "Slowhand" Ryan are once again jumping in the bus and heading out onto the highways of the United States of America.
However, what is more surprising, is that this time they...
KEYSTONE, South Dakota - Paul Ryan took a trip up to South Dakota to visit Mount Rushmore and to get a little rest and relaxation from the grueling presidential race he has just lost.
Ryan told GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle that he had no ide...
In a bizarre sequence of events, Paul Ryan, Mitt Romney's former Vice-Presidential running mate, has decided to resign from federal politics to open up a local fitness center in Janesville, Wisconsin. Many Washington insiders are puzzled by the unpre...
CORCORAN, California - The most infamous inmate in the history of Corcoran State Prison, Charles Manson, has been denied parole for the 12th time.
Manson, who is now 77, was convicted for his role in the Sharon Tate murders of 1969.
He was rece...
YPSILANTI, Michigan - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Ypsilanti and the second that Ryan got off the bus he immediately went into a song and dance speech regarding the singer known as Madonna.
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This September a woman asked me, "Yom Kippur, that's the holiday you buy the tickets for?" I found this somewhat disturbing since it was my Aunt Sadie. 95, I chalked it up old age. Ageist humor aside, I'll not reveal the identity of the woman who actually asked it because she is a shiksa in good standing with me. But it got me to thinking.
It got me to thinking why it bothered me because I wasn...
Maripiosa, CA, Dougie's Gazette - I'm finally a decided voter: Giants in 4 (or if necessary five at home, but if Sandy heads for "and reaches the West Coast,"six at the most).
In a related story, Governor Romney just told Michigan and swing s...
The Romney presidential campaign has released a statement affirming that Vice Presidential candidate Paul Ryan has just finished shooting a full spread with Playchick Magazine.
Robert Benson, an official Romney spokesman, had this to say at a press conference called to explain the campaign's latest move:
"Congressman Ryan has posed for Playchick to prove, in plain sight, how dedicated he and...
Former Vice Presidential Candidate Sarah Palin has been accused of making a racist comment when she accused President Obama of 'shuck and jive shtick'.
In a statement Palin said "I just said what his voters might say. I used to watch them Californ...
MISSOULA, Montana - Sarah "Snow Plow" Palin was in the town of Missoula, where reportedly dice were first invented.
She was speaking to a crowd of licensed moose hunters in the Red Lumberjack Cap Hall.
Palin, who takes pride in being referred t...
OSHKOSH, Wisconsin - Paul Ryan has just received some devastating political news.
It appears that his grandmother Mayshack Ophelia Woodpeckler, 93, has written him a letter telling him that she has decided that she is going to vote for President O...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - The organizers of The Million Muppet March say that the event is gaining momentum daily.
Michael "Gonzo" Bellavia and Chris "Fozzie Bear" Mecham say that they decided to put the march together after hearing Mitt "The Flip Floppe...
Last night the second presidential debate took place at Hofstra University, Hempstead, New York.
It didn't turn out as expected.
Gone were the typical boring questions about the stagnating economy, failing foreign policy and tedious domestic is...
BILLINGSGATE POST - Dr. Alfred Cummings, proctologist to the stars, has performed many miracles operating on Hollywood assholes. Just to name a few; he claims to have rebored the bungholes of such Hollywood notables as Jack Nicholson, Clint Eastwoo...
After pushing his way into the Mahoning County St. Vincent De Paul Society soup kitchen Saturday morning Paul Ryan has been setting up some more photo ops.
Ryan went to the soup kitchen unannounced and lied to the staff to get the door open. Once...
CANFIELD, Ohio - Paul Ryan's Widow's Peak Vice-Presidential Campaign Bus Tour pulled into Canfield and stopped at the local Silly Sardine Seafood Restaurant.
"Skippy" Ryan, his wife Ann, and most of their sons got off the bus and went into the eat...