Jaggedone's CIA (Cocroach Infiltration Army) have just received exciting news from the Superbowl! Superbowl have offered their half-time entertainment services to England for the FA Cup Final in May!
The FA Cup Final quite a drab affair is to be '...
Susan Boyle is to marry that other emotionally stunted ugly British talent show fatty, Paul Potts in a ceremony allegedly costing upwards of 20p.
The wedding will take place in Cambodia so as to cash in on Potts infamous name.
Susan has told cl...
Reality TV mogul Simon Cowell has admitted that the programme Britain's Got Talent was only created as a way of keeping ugly singers out of The X-Factor.
"Look, ugly people are all very well, but we don't want them on Pop Idol or The X-Factor, wha...
The budding friendship between Paul Potts and Susan Boyle has take a turn south, after Boyle set her sights on Potts' lucky song, Nessun Dorma.
He has stopped taking fish and chips with her on Wednesdays and went so far as to say that she put too...
With the release of Susan Boyle's second big hit "Cry Me a River", her potential seems boundless. We talked with the golden voiced spinster about her future and her relationship with former BGT discovery Paul Potts.
Susan Boyle may have found a me...
A Cambodian dictator, thought to have died in 1998, has been declared the winner of the dreadful TV variety show Britain's Got Talent after his stirring rendition of the operatic favourite Nessun Dorma
Sorry, you can't go back any further!
Trump Jr. Says That He Always Wanted to Be Separated From His Parents
Roseanne Smokes Ambien, Commits Genocide
Bill Cosby Contacts Kim Kardashian to See if She Can Get Him Pardoned
Inspector General’s Report Is Out
Trump Takes the U.S. Out of the U.N.
Secret Plot to Have Trump Declare War on Canada Revealed
Trump Gives North Carolina to Kim Jong Un in Return for De-Nuclearization
An original metaphor:
Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
Get Spoof News in your email inbox!