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Funny story:  Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

Rajon Rondo Reveals He Won't Be Joining Ex-Celtic Ray Allen On The Miami Heat

BOSTON - Rajon Rondo said that he will never, ever play for the Miami Heat no matter how much money they offer or how much LeBron James, Chris Bosh, Dwyane Wade, and Ray Allen beg him. Rondo said that one of the reasons is because it would mean th...
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Funny story:  The Boston Celtics Clean House As They Send Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry Packing To The Brooklyn Nets

The Boston Celtics Clean House As They Send Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry Packing To The Brooklyn Nets

BOSTON - Well the Boston Celtics scenery just changed pretty darn quick as the Green team has traded Kevin Garnett, Paul Pierce, and Jason Terry to the Nets of Brooklyn. The three spoke with The Sports Bet Gazette's Zorro La Bamba at a local Lips...
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Funny story:  Garnett and Pierce Face the Guillotine of Social Media

Garnett and Pierce Face the Guillotine of Social Media

Kevin Garnett can help any number of teams win a championship, but in Boston he is treated like Danny Ainge's used T-paper. Just because you score 25,000 points doesn't mean you will have any more respect among the Boston social media. Late in...
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Funny story:  Boston Celtic Paul Pierce Puts Time in A Bottle

Boston Celtic Paul Pierce Puts Time in A Bottle

Paul Pierce, Celtics Superman, became the oldest player to score 40 points in a regulation game in history for the Boston franchise. Considering the talent that passed through the Celtics, this is no flat feat. Coach Doc Rivers alluded earlier in...
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Funny story:  Missing in Action and Lost at Sea: Rajon Rondo

Missing in Action and Lost at Sea: Rajon Rondo

Apparently Boston Celtics' star point guard Rajon Rondo had been replaced in Game 6 by one of the Pod People. Yes, it appears those unreliable body snatchers showed up to invade the Boston team's seminal head case. One teammate on the Celtics n...
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Funny story:  No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett

No Horsing Around: Paul Pierce is on Bronco Garnett

Paul Pierce said it: "We're gonna ride Kevin Garnett all the way." Hi-yo, Silver, away! The winning Big Ticket has become the "Rocking Horse Winner." Not since Troy has there been such excitement over a giant gift to the fans. As we reca...
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Funny story:  Augurs Tell the Tale of Rondo and Pierce

Augurs Tell the Tale of Rondo and Pierce

When a long-time fan asks us, how do you know whether the Celtics can win the game? We answer (brimming with considerable confidence) after making precise observations and logical deductions. In the first five minutes, all answers are available.
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Funny story:  Calling in the Script Doc

Calling in the Script Doc

Whether Paul Pierce will turn out to be the hero of the game, this satiric profile will show. Paul Pierce admits the game is not scripted. After throwing up a clanker with seconds left in a chance to beat the San Antonio Spurs, Celtic Paul Pier...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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