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Funny story:  Cruise and Travolta Signed for Butch and Sundance Remake

Cruise and Travolta Signed for Butch and Sundance Remake

Tom Cruise and John Travolta are trying to be the next Robert Redford and Paul Newman. The pair have signed on for the remake of Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid. Cruise will play the role of Sundance, played by Redford in the original picture, w...
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Funny story:  Heavenly Little Stars Greet Paul Newman

Heavenly Little Stars Greet Paul Newman

Paul Newman was welcomed to Heaven by a group of fellow vertically impaired dead actors-including Charlie Chaplin, Richard Burton, Natalie Wood, Judy Garland and Alan Ladd, it's been learned. Newman entered the Pearly Gates through the Doggie Do...
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Funny story:  Robert Redford Inherits "Hollywood Legend" Status, Lifetime Supply of Salad Cream

Robert Redford Inherits "Hollywood Legend" Status, Lifetime Supply of Salad Cream

A hushed and respectful crowd gathered outside a Connecticut courthouse yesterday as movie icon Paul Newman's last will and testament was revealed. The majority of his fortune was split evenly between family members and charitable organisations, b...
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Funny story:  Paul Newman Dies, Saves the World from Economic Collapse

Paul Newman Dies, Saves the World from Economic Collapse

Legendary actor, philanthropist, and all-round good guy Paul Newman has died at age 83 from complications due to cancer and clogged arteries as a result of a lifetime of red meat consumption. He was well-known for his classic quip, "Why go out for ha...
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Funny story:  John McCain  Suspends Campaign Again After Death Of Paul Newman

John McCain Suspends Campaign Again After Death Of Paul Newman

John McCain has announced that he will once again suspend his Presidential campaign until after the funeral of veteran actor Paul Newman who died Friday aged 83. "As a mark of respect to Newman I will suspend my campaign until he is buried" said a...
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Funny story:  Paul Newman Seeing Oncologist

Paul Newman Seeing Oncologist

Paul Newman has been seeing a New York oncologist for the past seven months, her name is Sarah and they make a lovely couple say friends of the Doctor. "They have been seeing a lot of each other" said an unnamed source "they go well together, she...
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Funny story:  Hollywood Star Paul Newman "Gives Up"

Hollywood Star Paul Newman "Gives Up"

Hollywood's best-known actor Paul Newman, says he has decided to give up acting at the age of 82. In an unprecendented move by an ageing Hollywood actor, Newman has refused to prop himself up with a formaldehyde concoction of blood replacing drug...
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National Institute of Abhorrent Behavior (NIAB) to Study Cable News Anchors

Boston-Dr. Felix Noodlesorter of NAIB received a LooneyToonery grant to study the behavioral traits of those who anchor cable news shows. Prime subject for scrutiny is Wacky Chris Matthews of MSNBC,

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