Arsenal chairman Peter Hill-Wood admits the Gunners cannot compete in the transfer market with Chelsea and Manchester City.
They are however very convenient for kebab shops and Screen On The Green cinema in Upper Street.
Newcastle will try again to sign winger Tom Ince, 20, from Blackpool in January after having a £4m bid rejected.
Rumours that the son of former...
Blackburn Rovers F.C., who sacked their previous manager, Paul Ince, on Tuesday, have acted swiftly to replace him by recruiting the leading 'manager' of an online fantasy football game as their new boss.
Douw Geldenhuys, 48, the present manager o...
The announcement that Paul Ince had signed veteran Robbie Fowler for Blackburn indicated the conclusion of the first part in the wily manager's faultless plan: to sign the entire Liverpool team of 2001.
The entire team, including players such as...
After selling Jonathan Greening and Mark Wilson to Steve McClaren's Middlesbrough, Johnny Evans, Phil Bardsley, Liam Miller and Kieran Richardson to Roy Keane's Sunderland, and loaning young defender Danny Simpson to former Manchester United midfield...
Handbills and flyers with the words. I shall lead you my people to the promised land for I am the truth the light and the guvnor and you can call me the guvnor. Have been found discarded on the floor of the small Lancashire Village of Blackburn.
Paul Ince, the new Blackburn Rovers manager, today vowed to return the club to its successful, heady days of the early 90s when it won the Premiership title, also promising to bring in countless Black Players, to mak...
Worshippers at the Ewood Cathedral, Lancashire, woke up this morning to find a new messiah has been appointed and will soon be coming to live and work amongst the dark satanic mills. A new messiah has widely been predicted for the area since the last...
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