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"Tony Pulis Is My Love-Child" - Paul Daniels

Funny story: "Tony Pulis Is My Love-Child" - Paul Daniels

The miraculous escape of Crystal Palace from relegation under Tony Pulis might have something to do with his biological Father being none other than Paul Daniels. According to friends of the magician, Paul would stick his magic wand anywhere he co...

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"That's Magic" Paul Daniels' house not flooded

Funny story: "That's Magic" Paul Daniels' house not flooded

The Thames Riviera home of top Magic Circle magician and Illusionist Paul Daniels has not flooded like almost every other nearby property. Paul and Debbie told our reporter. "The bureaucratic idiots will not give permission for me to pay for what...

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X-Factor style judging to be used for immigration applicants

Funny story: X-Factor style judging to be used for immigration applicants

From the first of May immigration applicants into the UK will face X-Factor style judging to determine their suitability for UK residency. This new policy is to ensure that only talented people are allowed to apply to be resident in the UK. "We h...

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Paul Daniels - Britain's Sexiest Man!

Funny story: Paul Daniels - Britain's Sexiest Man!

Following revelations that the diminutive magician has entertained over 300 lovers in his largely hairless life, Paul Daniels has been confirmed, nay cemented as 'Britain's Sexiest Man' So says Ivy Oakenleaf of North Shields, Tyne and Wear, the 76...

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Paul Daniels Pulls it off

Short, balding, millionaire Paul Daniels is on the run, with his son, Mr. Gary Daniels (Jnr) who is in hot water with the fuzz for running an inflatable rabbit farm in Holmfirth, with the intent of supplying his father with rabbits that would myster...

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Krusty the Clown and Paul Daniels for TV Show

Funny story: Krusty the Clown and Paul Daniels for TV Show

Beloved cartoon character Paul Daniels is to link up with bedevilled Magician Krusty the Clown in a brand new TV programme.

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Daniels Denies Demise

Funny story: Daniels Denies Demise

Former primetime-television, illusion guru Paul Daniels, it has been revealed today, denies accusations that he is struggling to introduce new material into his act:...

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Now that's magic.....mushrooms

Funny story: Now that's magic.....mushrooms

In an attempt to revitalise his flagging career, Paul Daniels and his once beautiful wife Debbie Magee have agreed to film an experiment in social drug taking for Channel 4.

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Who is Harry Potter's Father?

Funny story: Who is Harry Potter's Father?

The Magic Circle, that respected organisation that looks after all practitioners of the 'black arts', lost its cool over claims that Harry Potter was a 'lurve child'.

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Wallis Simpson And Meghan Markle

Somewhere in heaven, Wallis Simpson is smiling and applauding Meghan Markle’s wedding to Prince Harry: an American, an actress and a divorcee. Wow! Everything else is just sparkle. Smart guy, Harry.
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