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Ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell slams 'rollercoaster tragedy' royal wedding

Funny story: Ex-Diana butler Paul Burrell slams 'rollercoaster tragedy' royal wedding

London - Hurtling blindfold down the rabbit-hole is how former Princess of Wales butler Paul Burrell has described the upcoming nuptial circus. "The curse of unfinished Diana RIP business is hexing the couple's big day," Burrell told weekend red t...

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Publishers accused of scraping the burrell (sic)

Funny story: Publishers accused of scraping the burrell (sic)

Kensington-based publishers "Snide, Fortune and Nozubstanz", have been accused by an increasingly cynical tabloid media today of 'scraping the burrell' regarding the publishing of Royalty-related books. According to the tabloid press, who were un...

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Acorah - "Diana Told Me to Slap Fayed"

Funny story: Acorah - "Diana Told Me to Slap Fayed"

Only days after returning to London following his assault on royal arse-licker Paul Burrell with a gateau worth $5,000, camp celebrity mystic Derek Acorah, who is often grammatically incorrect, has been at it again - this time in London. In sensa...

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Acorah: "Diana Told Me To Throw a Gateau at Paul Burrell"

Funny story: Acorah: "Diana Told Me To Throw a Gateau at Paul Burrell"

There were sensational scenes in Beverly Hills on Friday, when camp television medium Derek Acorah "went beserk" and hurled a celebration coconut cream cake at the head of pastry-faced ex-royal butler Paul Burrell. Acorah, who was with a televis...

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The Butler Did It, Coroner Says

Funny story: The Butler Did It, Coroner Says

London - (Sordid Mess): "Butler Paul Burrell did it for me," Lord Justice Scott Baker said today after delivering his verdict on the tacky Princess Diana business.

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Burrell a sitting duck for Diana scam inquest told

Funny story: Burrell a sitting duck for Diana scam inquest told

London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Former royal butler Paul Burrell is in hiding in the US an inquest into Princess Diana's death was told today.

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Coroner to order Burrell DNA test amid Prince Harry paternity fears

Funny story: Coroner to order Burrell DNA test amid Prince Harry paternity fears

London - (Royal Ass Mess): Royal coroner Lord Justice Scott Baker is to make fetid former Princess Diana butler Paul Burrell undergo a paternity test following requests from police officers in charge of the UK's official DNA data base.

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Burrell recalled to head Royal Variety Show performance for coroner

Funny story: Burrell recalled to head Royal Variety Show performance for coroner

London - (DUI Mess): Former royal stand-up comedian and sometime official crack-dealer to Princess Diana Paul Burrell has been recalled by Lord Justice Scott Baker to head the inquest's official Royal Variety Show performance of characters.

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Diana's Butler now "in love" with Kate Moss

Funny story: Diana's Butler now "in love" with Kate Moss

Paul Burrell continued to combine his two obsessions of headline grabbing and vulnerable women by having an affair with Kate Moss .

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Britney heartbroken as Diana's Butler beds Winehouse

Funny story: Britney heartbroken as Diana's Butler beds Winehouse

Paul Burrell, former fawner in chief to Princess Diana and publicity junkie has continued to cause chaos in the life of vulnerable young women. Burrell announced that he has split with Britney after only two day's of drug fuelled sex and has fall...

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Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana's butler

Funny story: Britney Spears is dating Princess Diana's butler

Britney Spears' meltdown took a new turn when it was revealed that she was dating publicity addict, Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's former butler.

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Queen knew Burrell was a jumped-up blackmailing little scrounger

Funny story: Queen knew Burrell was a jumped-up blackmailing little scrounger

Buckingham Palace - (Bas Ass Mess): The Queen always knew that Diana's former butler Paul Burrell was a jumped-up nonentity dedicated to carving a stellar career for himself through blackmail and arselicking of stratospheric proportions according...

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Diana's butler breaks wind at inquest

Funny story: Diana's butler breaks wind at inquest

London - (Bad Ass Mess): Serial fraudster and self-confessed Diana fellater Paul Burrell is testifying at the Princess's inquest for an undisclosed fee according to Royal Courts of Justice sources.

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Paul Burrell appointed butler at Number 10

Funny story: Paul Burrell appointed butler at Number 10

London - (Rioters): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has appointed Paul Burrell, self-publicising former butler to the late Princess Diana, to the top household post in Downing Street after Cherie threatened to go on sex strike rather than lift another fi...

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Prince William Cashes in on Christmas Rush

Funny story: Prince William Cashes in on Christmas Rush

In a total break from tradition, HRH Prince William, is rush-releasing a new 'beat 'em up' video game across all formats, just in time for the Christmas rush.

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Royal Butler Cashes in on Xmas Rush

Funny story: Royal Butler Cashes in on Xmas Rush

In a vomit inducing move, former royal butler Paul Burrell, is releasing an interactive DVD game called 'Queen of Hearts' just in time for the last few mental days of the Christmas rush.

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Paul Burrell to be publicly stretched

Funny story: Paul Burrell to be publicly stretched

The Queen announced today that Princess Diana's former butler and celebrity kangaroo testicle muncher, Paul Burrell, will be publicly stretched in the centre of London.

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Burrell Butles Way To New Career

Funny story: Burrell Butles Way To New Career

In an astonishing turnaround former Royal Butler, Paul Burrell, has announced that he intends to stop bumming a living from the memory of lady Di and to go back to butling.

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