Kensington-based publishers "Snide, Fortune and Nozubstanz", have been accused by an increasingly cynical tabloid media today of 'scraping the burrell' regarding the publishing of Royalty-related books.
According to the tabloid press, who were un...
Only days after returning to London following his assault on royal arse-licker Paul Burrell with a gateau worth $5,000, camp celebrity mystic Derek Acorah, who is often grammatically incorrect, has been at it again - this time in London.
In sensa...
There were sensational scenes in Beverly Hills on Friday, when camp television medium Derek Acorah "went beserk" and hurled a celebration coconut cream cake at the head of pastry-faced ex-royal butler Paul Burrell.
Acorah, who was with a televis...
London - (Sordid Mess): "Butler Paul Burrell did it for me," Lord Justice Scott Baker said today after delivering his verdict on the tacky Princess Diana business.
Bus driver Stan Butler has denied he stole a ring from a female passenger after they had sex on the top deck of his double decker bus.
The highly sexed bus driver admits he and the passenger 'had it off' but he only touched one ring - and it wasn'...
London - (Reuterus & Ass Mess): Former royal butler Paul Burrell is in hiding in the US an inquest into Princess Diana's death was told today.
London - (Royal Ass Mess): Royal coroner Lord Justice Scott Baker is to make fetid former Princess Diana butler Paul Burrell undergo a paternity test following requests from police officers in charge of the UK's official DNA data base.
London - (DUI Mess): Former royal stand-up comedian and sometime official crack-dealer to Princess Diana Paul Burrell has been recalled by Lord Justice Scott Baker to head the inquest's official Royal Variety Show performance of characters.
Paul Burrell continued to combine his two obsessions of headline grabbing and vulnerable women by having an affair with Kate Moss .
Paul Burrell, former fawner in chief to Princess Diana and publicity junkie has continued to cause chaos in the life of vulnerable young women. Burrell announced that he has split with Britney after only two day's of drug fuelled sex and has fall...
Britney Spears' meltdown took a new turn when it was revealed that she was dating publicity addict, Paul Burrell, Princess Diana's former butler.
Buckingham Palace - (Bas Ass Mess): The Queen always knew that Diana's former butler Paul Burrell was a jumped-up nonentity dedicated to carving a stellar career for himself through blackmail and arselicking of stratospheric proportions according...
London - (Bad Ass Mess): Serial fraudster and self-confessed Diana fellater Paul Burrell is testifying at the Princess's inquest for an undisclosed fee according to Royal Courts of Justice sources.
London - (Rioters): UK Prime Monster Tony Blair has appointed Paul Burrell, self-publicising former butler to the late Princess Diana, to the top household post in Downing Street after Cherie threatened to go on sex strike rather than lift another fi...
In a total break from tradition, HRH Prince William, is rush-releasing a new 'beat 'em up' video game across all formats, just in time for the Christmas rush.
In a vomit inducing move, former royal butler Paul Burrell, is releasing an interactive DVD game called 'Queen of Hearts' just in time for the last few mental days of the Christmas rush.
The Queen announced today that Princess Diana's former butler and celebrity kangaroo testicle muncher, Paul Burrell, will be publicly stretched in the centre of London.
In an astonishing turnaround former Royal Butler, Paul Burrell, has announced that he intends to stop bumming a living from the memory of lady Di and to go back to butling.