After narrowly losing to the Philadelphia Eagles in Super Bowl LLI the Patriots immediately took to the airwaves to decry their perceived culprit for the greatest upset in Super Bowl history.
"Where is Alberto Riveron when you need him," Eric Rowe...
When a member of the United States Senate screamed her head off "I just got bit by a rat!" during a speech yesterday, it became obvious to all that the rat problem in Washington DC was totally out of control.
Apparently, the Washington shutdown ha...
Indianapolis -- Football fans watching Super Bowl XLVI can remain seated during the pregame ceremonies this year, because the singing of The Star-Spangled Banner will be preempted by a television commercial for Dodge trucks.
"At $7 million a minut...
The Bangor, ME Daily News has confirmed, albeit a week late, that Osama Bin Laden is indeed dead and resting in a watery grave quoting local man Daryl McFaddon as the source.
I caught up with that local man, Daryl McFaddon, he being of the McFaddon clan mostly bred and bedded on Beals Island, whilst he was indulging in a 'mess of smelts' he was frying up on his cook stove somewhere on 'paper...
LONDON & WALSALL - As the wedding between Dian--- Kate and Will goes on, one man is relishing the fact that he can be a patriot today.
"Usually," said Mark Smith, "I have to keep my national pride under wraps you see. Sometimes people see that...
Klansing, MI - Patriots from all over the Klansing, Michigan area descended on Pikers Park Sunday for a picnic and rally. The air was overpowered with the smell of good old-fashioned home-cooked food that permeated the park.
The theme of the gathe...
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