Cleveland, Ohio Police Chief says that 71 people arrested while protesting the acquittal of a police officer who shot to death two unarmed black drivers was because "a few of them went over the line.". Of course, shooting two people 137 times is not...
HOUSTON, WE HAVE A PROBLEM!, TEXASS -- Former U. S. president George W. Bush is reportedly considering penning a retroactive executive order awarding the Presidential Medal of Freedom to whistle-blower Edward Snowden.
"He's a patriot for exposing...
Eric Samples, an anchorman on the FoxNews network, has been arrested by the Federal Government for violations of the Patriot Act. Mr. Samples crime was to compare the new "Obama Youth For Change" organization to the infamous Hilter Youth.
Surveillance cameras have been installed in more and more online games, discreetly watching and listening to people as they launch rocket attacks or fire bullets at one another, or meet in secrecy to overthrow an overlord.
Experts say it's an agg...
Congressman Barney Frank (D-MA) introduced a new Patriot Act in the House Tuesday. Unlike the original legislation, this one is focused on the New England Patriots instead of on terrorism.
"At a time when the federal government is bailing out a va...
(Anaheim--CA) Move over former war hero Chief Executives Andrew Jackson, Teddy Roosevelt and Dwight Eisenhower because George W. Bush will be joining your ranks in Disneyland, California. Ron Van Nessen, head of Disney media relations, made it offici...
The United States Senate issued a subpoena for VIce President Dick Cheney. Cheney, who is actually President of the Senate, refused to take note. "No law or vote is official until I bang my little gavel thingie, and I have no plans to pound it...
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