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Funny story:  Righteous Brothers To Re-form, Even Though One Of Them Is Dead

Righteous Brothers To Re-form, Even Though One Of Them Is Dead

(Hollywood, CA): Bill Medley and Bobby Hatfield of The Righteous Brothers, whose 1965 hit Unchained Melody was used in the 1990 movie blockbuster Ghost starring Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze, are to get back together again in the wake of Swayze's dea...
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Funny story:  Demi Moore Abandons Pottery To Thwart Swayze Haunting

Demi Moore Abandons Pottery To Thwart Swayze Haunting

US movie actress Demi Moore has told her friends she is so afraid of being haunted by the ghost of Patrick Swayze, that she has given up her favourite hobby of making pottery. Moore and Swayze starred together in Ghost, the 1990 film about Sam and...
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Funny story:  Mullet museum opens, honors Patrick Swayze

Mullet museum opens, honors Patrick Swayze

The Mullets in History Museum opened in Gap-in-Knob, Ky., on Saturday to much fanfare and few sideburns with its "Business in the Front, Party in the Back" gala celebration to honor the life and career of one of the most influential mullet-wearers of...
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Funny story:  The Swayze Effect Grips World

The Swayze Effect Grips World

Catskill Mountains, New York - Strange behavior has gripped the globe following the death of Patrick Swayze. The actor who was best known for his roles in the films "Ghost" and "Dirty Dancing" died this week after a long battle with pancreatic cance...
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Funny story:  Kanye Interrupts Swayze Funeral, Says Jackson's was Better

Kanye Interrupts Swayze Funeral, Says Jackson's was Better

Even as the buzz on Twitter, Facebook, and the universe of entertainment news outlets is humming with the discussion of the hip-hop star's outrageous antics at the MTV Videao Music Awards, Kanye West doubled down on his image as an outspoken and no-h...
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Funny story:  Patrick Swayze To Appear As Ghost One More Time

Patrick Swayze To Appear As Ghost One More Time

Patrick Swayze is to reprise his role as a ghost after his death this evening at his home in Hollywood. He intends to haunt Demi Moore and Whoopi Goldberg. "I have been waiting for this role for months - I made a good ghost - this makes me the ul...
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Funny story:  Michael Jackson And Farrah Fawcett To Get Patrick Swayze For Christmas

Michael Jackson And Farrah Fawcett To Get Patrick Swayze For Christmas

Patrick Swayze has told friends that he intends to make it a Christmas to remember for old chums Farrah Fawcett and Michael Jackson by joining them for the Festive Season! Swayze, riddled with some disease, told friends "I think it would be a grea...
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Funny story:  Swayze Attacks 'Reckless' Rumours

Swayze Attacks 'Reckless' Rumours

Patrick Swayze has condemned 'reckless' internet rumours that he is alive, in a Press conference today. His angry rebuttal follows rumours on the Twitter messaging service yesterday, which appear to have been started by an American radio station,...
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Funny story:  Patrick Swayze diagnosed with rare form of Dancer

Patrick Swayze diagnosed with rare form of Dancer

Colorado - It's been one year since legendary actor/heartthrob Patrick Swayzee, star of Dirty Dancing and Ghost, was diagnosed with Gold Digging Dancer, otherwise known as Kevin Federline Disease. Swayze is thought to have contracted the disease aft...
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Funny story:  Manchester Bookie Defends Right To Take Bets On Who Will Die First - Patrick Swayze or Jade Goody

Manchester Bookie Defends Right To Take Bets On Who Will Die First - Patrick Swayze or Jade Goody

A Manchester bookmaker is defending his right to take bets on who will die first, either Jade Goody or Patrick Swayze - claiming that it is a 'fair bet' and that it is bringing awareness to AIDS. Swazye, most famous for playing a middle aged dance...
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Funny story:  Patrick Swayze Fans Brawl Over Legacy

Patrick Swayze Fans Brawl Over Legacy

HOLLYWOOD, Calif. (Heewack News Network)--Rival groups of fans holding vigils for Patrick Swayze engaged in a full-scale brawl while arguing over the terminally ill actor's legacy. Police reported 42 arrests; at least 12 people were injured.
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Funny story:  That Swayze Swagger is back!

That Swayze Swagger is back!

It was back in the late eighties that Patrick Swayze mesmerised the ladies with his hip movements but who would have thought that nearly 20 years later he would be playing for the Czech Republic.
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Snoops: The average number of toothpicks people swallow in their lifetime? Three. Mostly from laughing after dinner.

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